Nope, not getting it.
It just started today for me (may not have been on here for a day or two though, maybe it's a punishment for not being addicted enough?). It almost starts, then the dreaded "Hi there, it looks like you're running an old version......" appears.
I cleared the cache using all the instructions, I deleted all temp internet files, and unwanted cookies, manually (while IE wasn't running). I even held down CTRL-F5 for about 30 seconds, all to no avail.
No idea what to try next.
I'm running IE6.0 (stupid work computer with no install rights...)
Anybody got any other (practical, do-able) ideas that might help me?