A Day in the Life of a kirby.

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A Day in the Life of a kirby.

Postby mrs.sugano on Tue Oct 21, 2008 5:31 pm

This is a comedy so enjoy.

Chapter 1: An Average Morning

Herald woke up one morning and attempted to get out of bed.

Then he rolled over and the bed collapsed.

He rolled out of bed and fell through the floor of his 2 story house.

Herald: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :aaa:

He then tried to stand up, but his huge flabby folds of skin prevented him standing up.

He grabbed hold of his kitchen table and tried to get up but his weight broke the table.

After 20 minutes he eventually managed to get up.

He then walked through the door but...

...he was too fat to fit through the doorway.

After breaking through the door he got into his car and drove to work.

The car drove very slowly under the weight.

When he got to work, Herald saw his boss.

Herald: Mornin' Boss.

Heralds Boss: Ahhhhh Giant Talking Jello!!!!!!!!! Please don't Hurt me!!!!!!!!!!!Image

Herald: Wait no Boss it's me, Herald

Heralds Boss: Oh...sorry ummm I just didn't recognize you...have you gotten fatter?

Herald: uhhh...yeah Image

Heralds Boss: I'm sorry to hear that...Image

Heralds Boss: NOW GET YOUR STUPID *CENSORED* UP TO YOUR OFFICE AND GET WORKING. I'M NOT PAYING YOU TO SIT HERE AND CRY ABOUT YOUR WEIGHT PROBLEM!!! Image Image

Herald: Yes Boss.

Bob walked up the stairs, but in the process he: fell all the way down once, tripped twice, and fell through the stairs five times, and got stuck between the walls once.

When he got to his office he sat down and broke the chair.

Herald: Holy Image I've got to lose weight!!!

Will Bob lose weight? (Probably not) What will happen next in Bobs Life?
Find out next time on...
A Day in the Life of a kirby!
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Re: A Day in the Life of a kirby.

Postby private 2 on Tue Oct 21, 2008 6:24 pm

have u been stalking me!!??
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Re: A Day in the Life of a kirby.

Postby mrs.sugano on Tue Oct 21, 2008 6:30 pm

private 2 wrote:have u been stalking me!!??

What!?
Your saying I'm copying your life!?
...weird...
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Re: A Day in the Life of a kirby.

Postby mrs.sugano on Wed Oct 22, 2008 3:42 pm

A Day in The Life of A kirby

Chapter 2: The Afternoon

This chapter 2 people!!!

Herald was in the middle of work.

Herald took out a picture of a cat he used to have.

Herald frowned and :cry:

*****Flash Back*****

Herald had just woken up, and like usual he fell through the floor and landed well you know on a certain cat he used to have...

*****End Flash Back*****

Herald continue working...

3 Hours later...

Herald woke up in a hospital bed.

He looked around.

Herald: oooh a taco!!!!

Herald: Proceeded to well you know what tacos do. Image

Suddenly the hospital collapsed and Herald free fell to the ground where he left a large crater because of his weight.

Luckily his huge flabs of skin protected him.

Herald: Why was I in the Hospital?

Suddenly a nurse emerged from the rubble.

Nurse: Ugghh!!! That was a long fall.

Herald: you survived!!!

Nurse: Well of course!!!

The nurse pulled off her skin revealing he was Chuck Noris.

Herald: Omg Your Chuck Noris!!!

Chuck Noris: No.

Chuck Noris pulled off his skin revealing he was Herald.

Herald: Wait if your Herald and I'm Herald than I'm Myself who is me but is him yet me at the same time!

Herald: What?

Herald then heard a voice from the Heavens...

Heralds Boss: Get your little Image in my office. No one Sleeps when he works for me!!! Get Up!!! Image

Herald Woke up to find him on the first story of the office building.

He was sitting in a little crater on the ground. He looked up and saw a hole in the roof going up several stories.

Heralds Boss: Image

Herald looked at the clock.

Herald: See ya Boss. It's 7:45

Heralds Boss: Image

Herald: Yeah see ya...

Herald left to see a man in a dark suit blocking his way.

Man in Dark Scary Suit With Pistol: Hey Herald

Herald: Hey George.

George: PICKLES!!!

Herald: George stop being random.

George: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Without the random I'll die...must liv...live... Image *Dies*

Herald Got into his car and drove home.

Why is Heralds Boss Insane? Why did George commit suicide?

The World may never Know...
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Re: A Day in the Life of a kirby.

Postby private 2 on Wed Oct 22, 2008 5:04 pm

dude i wus doing that as i read it and i looked outside and i saw a kitten with an oozi and a laptop typing something strangly like this... :aaaaa:
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Re: A Day in the Life of a kirby.

Postby gtman on Wed Oct 22, 2008 5:31 pm

DARKEAGLE
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Re: A Day in the Life of a kirby.

Postby TruthMrcyRgret on Wed Oct 22, 2008 7:08 pm

Lol just though of something...what if DARKEAGLE becomes the new rickroll?
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Re: A Day in the Life of a kirby.

Postby idiot wit a can on Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:08 pm

wtf is a rickroll
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Re: A Day in the Life of a kirby.

Postby mumbly on Thu Oct 23, 2008 6:48 pm

you don't want to know :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Re: A Day in the Life of a kirby.

Postby runescapeman on Fri Oct 24, 2008 8:13 am

idiot wit a can wrote:wtf is a rickroll


A rickroll is when you click on a YouTube video and it redirects you to a crappy music video.
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Re: A Day in the Life of a kirby.

Postby mrs.sugano on Wed Nov 05, 2008 5:17 pm

Sorry it took me so long to make this chapter. I've been freakishly Busy.

Chapter 3: Call to Duty

Herald was driving home. The sun was down and it was 8:00

Herald was listening to his favorite music in the car...the Chicken Dance. :dance:

Suddenly Herald noticed he had a trout in his pants!

Herald took it out and it started talking.

Trout: Hello this is the Spy Team of people that Eradicate Armies Lethaly or STEAL for short.

Trout: We are forcefully drafting you into a Spy Agency Where you will be fed 1 triangle meal a day.

Herald: What!!!

Trout: Come to your office and pull your boss'es finger and trapdoor will then open in the ground and you will begin your work.

Herald: But...but...but...

Trout: This trout will now self destruct...5...4...3...2...1...
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Herald put the trout in the flabs of skin near his stomach and the explosion was stopped.

Herald: Well that was random...

Herald drove the rest of his way to his house.

He went to bed and then fell through the floor and then went to bed again...

Then Herald Noticed a Monkey hanging from the ceiling.

Suddenly the monkey jumped on him and started to knife him.

Unfortunately for the monkey, Heralds skin bounced back reflecting the knife killing the monkey.

Herald reached into the monkeys coat pocket and pulled out several pieces of paper.

Herald sorted through the papers and he found:

:10bux: :10bux: :10bux: :10bux: :10bux:

Herald: Sweet!!!

Then he looked at the other crinkled up paper...
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Herald: Who the Heck is Carl?

If you have questions go buy a snowglobe.

Next chapter coming out on a date.
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Re: A Day in the Life of a kirby.

Postby Season on Wed Nov 05, 2008 7:08 pm

Dude, just stop. These aren't even remotely amusing. Your grammar blows, so don't make stories. I hate fat people, so it's sad that these fail to amuse me.
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Re: A Day in the Life of a kirby.

Postby Wilson2 on Wed Nov 05, 2008 7:28 pm

sooo funy do next chapter

how did you get new smilies
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Re: A Day in the Life of a kirby.

Postby Speedemon on Wed Nov 05, 2008 7:44 pm

idiot wit a can wrote:wtf is a rickroll

being rick rolled is like looking at my awesome design http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=3945614
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Re: A Day in the Life of a kirby.

Postby runescapeman on Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:21 am

Stop rickrolling me!! It's breaking my computer!!
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Re: A Day in the Life of a kirby.

Postby mrs.sugano on Thu Nov 06, 2008 4:10 pm

Wilson2 wrote:sooo funy do next chapter

how did you get new smilies


Hey its really easy to get smilleys.

under smillets press view more smilleys. I also sometimes use smilleys from other sites
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Re: A Day in the Life of a kirby.

Postby Luke1000 on Fri Nov 07, 2008 11:56 am

Don't listen to season. I like random stuff (mainly because I am random) and this is great!

Also, can you involve a pie or two in the next chapter?
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Re: A Day in the Life of a kirby.

Postby mrs.sugano on Sat Nov 08, 2008 9:17 am

Don't worry I love pie i will definately put some in. Pies are even better in peoples faces.

The next chapter will come out when i have my friend over Austin. HE IS THE WORLDS RANDOMEST PERSON ON EARTH.

He gives me ideas... :)

Don't worry he comes over at least once a week!!!
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Re: A Day in the Life of a kirby.

Postby mrs.sugano on Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:59 pm

Having extreme computer problems. I can't promise when the next chapter will come out sorry... :(
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Re: A Day in the Life of a kirby.

Postby 2008chris on Mon Nov 24, 2008 7:34 pm

Luke1000 wrote:Don't listen to season. I like random stuff (mainly because I am random) and this is great!

Also, can you involve a pie or two in the next chapter?


i like your style.
i just started reading this and this is hilarious! i cant contain myself when i read this stuff
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