Happy Non-Birthday Weasel!

[jdelgado06]

This thread is to celebrate today, one of the many days of the year that is NOT the anniversary or weasel's birth. Happy Non-Birthday Weasel!

[NightStryke]

But we don't know what day is his birthday, do we? What if today is his birthday? Wouldn't you look foolish.

[jdelgado06]

That would be a very, very, very sad situation. I'm willing to take the risk.

[tmusquiez]

He's like Chuck Norris. They don't have birthdays, they have [insert comparing factor here]

[jdelgado06]

[insert comparing factor here]

darkeagles?

[NightStryke]

He's like Chuck Norris. They don't have birthdays, they have [insert comparing factor here]

Chuck Norris doesn't have a birthday, since he wasn't technically born; he came into the world when he roundhouse kicked his way out of the womb.

But weasel doesn't need a birthday, he's celebrated every day of the year. By threat of ban.

[Season]

He's like Chuck Norris. They don't have birthdays, they have [insert comparing factor here]

Chuck Norris doesn't have a birthday, since he wasn't technically born; he came into the world when he roundhouse kicked his way out of the womb.

But weasel doesn't need a birthday, he's celebrated every day of the year. By threat of ban.

Thus, the English language comes to the phrase "C-section" or otherwise known a "Chuck-Section". The textbooks lie, indeed it wasn't Caesar, it was Norris.

[cobra4]

hmm...i'm really interesting in this topic!

(weasel: ah thank you, thank you very much. BAN)

[NightStryke]

Whoa, hey, I think we got our first porn spammer! That's like a rite of passage for forums, like being extorted is a rite of passage for small businesses!

[weasel]

Aw shucks guys that's so awesome, thanks!!

and you guys even let me put a ban into my own thread....!!!! *sheds a single tear of happiness*

[NightStryke]

Everything we do, we do for you.



Out of fear.

[tmusquiez]

f34r 0f t3h b4n!!!!!11!!1