Corrupt-a-wish

[mmmxa]

granted, but then 3 seconds later robots take over the world.

i wish my tv was not stolen so i could finally use my wii

[GeneralShroom]

Granted, but your Wii got stolen instead.

I wish I wasn't an idiot.

[mmmxa]

GRANTED BUT YOU ARE A MORAN NOW.

I WISH MY WII AND TV COULD NOT BE STOLEN,THEY ARE INDESTRUCTABLE,AND I COULD FINALLY PLAY ON MY WII!!!!!!!!!!!

[GeneralShroom]

Granted but you are banished to the remote island of Tonga, where there are no Wii's or TVs.

I wish I was neither an idiot or a moran.

[tmusquiez]

granted but you're mom is now a vegetable

I wish I had an iPhone

[FCFTW!!]

Granted but i stole it from you.

I wish someone would buy this i-phone off me for a disproportionateamount of money.

[tmusquiez]

granted but your mom charges you all the money you get for rent

I wish there was an extra day in the week

[FCFTW!!]

granted, but sunday got lost behind the sofa.

EDIT: I wish i hadnt forgotten to input a wish (grant that)

[VERYDUMBNAME]

granted but you made a really stupid one
I wish i didn't have to pay

[FCFTW!!]

granted but you have to pay instead.
I wish i didn't have to pay any .

[mmmxa]

granted but you dont have to pay for apples.

i wish super smash flash 2 was released already!

[FCFTW!!]

first off, wtf do you mean by the apples?

Granted but its exactly the same as super smash flash.
I wish weasel was president.

[tmusquiez]

granted but he becomes impeached.

i wish I could find my copy of James and the Giant Peach

[Hamtaro42]

Granted but you drop it in a lake.

I wish i had a goldfish that didn't die on the way back home.

[FCFTW!!]

Granted btut it died as soon as it entered your house.
i wish money grew on trees, and i had the only tree that grew money, and it grew at a rate of $1,000,000 an hour (granted but the money is zimbabwen).

[tmusquiez]

granted but but a forest fire storms in, in tornado form and sets it all on fire.

I wish I could turn on the blender already in that thread.

[FCFTW!!]

granted but it was solar powered and it is inside the darkest room in the world.
I wish wishes were real.

[tmusquiez]

granted but your wishes are never real.

I wish this wasn't really my 600th post

[FCFTW!!]

granted but the number is stuck there.
I wish this wasnt my 50th post/....

[tmusquiez]

granted but it's stuck there temporarily

I wish i had a fan