Corrupt-a-wish

[blegles]

granted, but they will no longer be granted
i wish i had a horrible life

[mmmxa]

granted but you have a horrible life for 10 minutes.

i wish i had a perfect cupcake

[Speedemon]

Granted, but you can't eat it.

I wish that someone will corrupt this wish.

[Season]

Granted, but alas...wait. Doesn't that end the thread? If I grant your wish, your wish becomes true. Then I have to corrupt your wish, which was for someone to corrupt it. Therefore...hold on, I'm picking up the smashed brain fragments from the wall.

[colorfusion]

to currupt it you`l have to make it come true but that will grant it.........
well........granted.




i wish nothing ever went wrong with my life.

[Luke1000]

Granted, because you no longer have a life.

I wish I had a fish.

[FCFTW!!]

granted, but its a shark and it ate you.
I wish i had a friendly fish.

[medal12]

granted but it was a friendly shark that got hungry and it ate you

i wish that i was spongebob square pants

[Takao-Sempai]

Granted, but now you have a big pink-ish freak following you around all day

I wish I had a girlfriend

[resetxc]

granted but its actually a man

I wish the earth was flat

[BobDaHoboRulz]

Granted , but you fell off the edge.

I wish that someone would corrupt this wish.

[blegles]

granted, but you die
i wish i was the most powerful pperson in the universe and was invincible and i could make whatever i wanted whenever i wanted and nobody could overcome me

[idiot wit a can]

granted, but you abuse your powers and god gets angry and kills you.

I wish i was a millionaire.

[blegles]

granted, but your peepee is small
i wish i was invinceible and could create whatever i wanted and was god's best friend

[Mrcontraptionne]

Granted, but someone even more invincible kills u
i wish that i was cool (not in tempurature..lol see below)



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i wish i was cool

granted but it's a very hot day

lol that's hilarious

[idiot wit a can]

Granted, but then you dumpster dive and smell and become a permanent turnoff.

I wish i was bald.

[Dr. Phil]

granted, but the rest of your body is covered in hair

I wish I was invisible.

[idiot wit a can]

Thispost doesnt count.
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granted, but your peepee is small
i wish i was invinceible and could create whatever i wanted and was god's best friend

and was god's best friend

Geez, man, you dont have to be so religious in your posts.

[VERYDUMBNAME]

granted, but it was made with salt on accident instead of sugar.

i did that once

[idiot wit a can]

granted, but the rest of your body is covered in hair

I wish I was invisible.

Granted, but no one can see you and everyone gets scared, and someone calls the police, and you sneak up on one of the policemen and knock him out and the other police get scared so they call in the SWAT team, and they cant find you, so they decide to go rapid fir and you get killed.

i wish someone could tell me if lil wayne is dead or not!

http://www.google.com/search?q=lil+wayn ... lz=1I7TSHB

I know he's not dead and its a hoax i just wanted to start a commotion.