Corrupt-a-wish

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby blegles on Sun Nov 02, 2008 6:45 pm

granted, but they will no longer be granted
i wish i had a horrible life
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby mmmxa on Sun Nov 02, 2008 8:56 pm

granted but you have a horrible life for 10 minutes.

i wish i had a perfect cupcake
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Speedemon on Sun Nov 02, 2008 10:48 pm

Granted, but you can't eat it.

I wish that someone will corrupt this wish.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Season on Sun Nov 02, 2008 11:12 pm

Granted, but alas...wait. Doesn't that end the thread? If I grant your wish, your wish becomes true. Then I have to corrupt your wish, which was for someone to corrupt it. Therefore...hold on, I'm picking up the smashed brain fragments from the wall.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby colorfusion on Mon Nov 03, 2008 1:26 am

to currupt it you`l have to make it come true but that will grant it.........
well........granted.




i wish nothing ever went wrong with my life.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Luke1000 on Mon Nov 03, 2008 4:35 am

Granted, because you no longer have a life.

I wish I had a fish.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby FCFTW!! on Mon Nov 03, 2008 9:47 am

granted, but its a shark and it ate you.
I wish i had a friendly fish.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby medal12 on Mon Nov 03, 2008 10:21 am

granted but it was a friendly shark that got hungry and it ate you

i wish that i was spongebob square pants :woodrod: :drect: :woodrod:
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Takao-Sempai on Mon Nov 03, 2008 10:27 am

Granted, but now you have a big pink-ish freak following you around all day

I wish I had a girlfriend
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby resetxc on Mon Nov 03, 2008 11:52 am

granted but its actually a man

I wish the earth was flat
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby BobDaHoboRulz on Mon Nov 03, 2008 12:02 pm

Granted , but you fell off the edge.

I wish that someone would corrupt this wish.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby blegles on Mon Nov 03, 2008 1:08 pm

granted, but you die
i wish i was the most powerful pperson in the universe and was invincible and i could make whatever i wanted whenever i wanted and nobody could overcome me
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby idiot wit a can on Mon Nov 03, 2008 1:10 pm

granted, but you abuse your powers and god gets angry and kills you.

I wish i was a millionaire.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby blegles on Mon Nov 03, 2008 1:12 pm

granted, but your peepee is small
i wish i was invinceible and could create whatever i wanted and was god's best friend
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Mrcontraptionne on Mon Nov 03, 2008 3:43 pm

Granted, but someone even more invincible kills u
i wish that i was cool (not in tempurature..lol see below)



_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
blegles wrote:i wish i was cool



tmusquiez wrote:granted but it's a very hot day


lol that's hilarious
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby idiot wit a can on Mon Nov 03, 2008 4:08 pm

Granted, but then you dumpster dive and smell and become a permanent turnoff.

I wish i was bald.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Dr. Phil on Mon Nov 03, 2008 4:08 pm

granted, but the rest of your body is covered in hair

I wish I was invisible.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby idiot wit a can on Mon Nov 03, 2008 4:11 pm

Thispost doesnt count.
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blegles wrote:granted, but your peepee is small
i wish i was invinceible and could create whatever i wanted and was god's best friend




blegles wrote:and was god's best friend


Geez, man, you dont have to be so religious in your posts.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby VERYDUMBNAME on Mon Nov 03, 2008 5:06 pm

tmusquiez wrote:granted, but it was made with salt on accident instead of sugar.

i did that once
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby idiot wit a can on Mon Nov 03, 2008 6:40 pm

Dr. Phil wrote:granted, but the rest of your body is covered in hair

I wish I was invisible.



Granted, but no one can see you and everyone gets scared, and someone calls the police, and you sneak up on one of the policemen and knock him out and the other police get scared so they call in the SWAT team, and they cant find you, so they decide to go rapid fir and you get killed.

i wish someone could tell me if lil wayne is dead or not!

http://www.google.com/search?q=lil+wayn ... lz=1I7TSHB

I know he's not dead and its a hoax i just wanted to start a commotion.
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