Corrupt-a-wish

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby zhyrek on Tue Aug 17, 2010 1:34 pm

rianbay812 wrote:granted but c28 is back...
I wish I could beat lord_hamybal at a tick comp

Lol i've almost got that :lol:
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby darkeagle on Fri Aug 20, 2010 4:07 am

0wnyouu wrote:Granted, but then Jdel beats you both.
I wish I could have a big Red Velvet cake.


Granted, but it has a rabid dog in it. :)
I wish I had some milk chocolate.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby bik78 on Tue Aug 31, 2010 5:55 pm

Granted.But it was spoiled.
I wish I had some cheese
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby blegles on Tue Aug 31, 2010 6:13 pm

granted, but it gave you gas, which eventually led to diarrhea when you went to the the store and you still had to go to the toilet paper aisle before you went home to take a dumb and poop started dripping down your leg while you were checking out in the very long line. the girl you like the most than walked out, saw you, and threw up, and now she wont talk to you anymore. this caused you to become depressed, which made you do poorly in school and get involved in drugs, than you got caught for dealing and got put in prison. after prison, you couldnt get a job and you became a homeless bum. you then discovered the weed you smoked gave you cancer but obamas health care plan wouldnt cover you so you died a slow, painful death at age 30.

i wish i wasnt so bored.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby darkeagle on Thu Sep 02, 2010 5:55 am

blegles wrote:granted, but it gave you gas, which eventually led to diarrhea when you went to the the store and you still had to go to the toilet paper aisle before you went home to take a dumb and poop started dripping down your leg while you were checking out in the very long line. the girl you like the most than walked out, saw you, and threw up, and now she wont talk to you anymore. this caused you to become depressed, which made you do poorly in school and get involved in drugs, than you got caught for dealing and got put in prison. after prison, you couldnt get a job and you became a homeless bum. you then discovered the weed you smoked gave you cancer but obamas health care plan wouldnt cover you so you died a slow, painful death at age 30.

i wish i wasnt so bored.


Wow... That's really depressing, blegles.

Granted, but in your search for un-boredom, you go skydiving. Then, your parachute fails to work and you hit the ground, splattering into 285,729,234,982,873,491 pieces.

I wish I didn't get nervous so easily.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby blegles on Thu Sep 02, 2010 12:23 pm

darkeagle wrote:
blegles wrote:granted, but it gave you gas, which eventually led to diarrhea when you went to the the store and you still had to go to the toilet paper aisle before you went home to take a dumb and poop started dripping down your leg while you were checking out in the very long line. the girl you like the most than walked out, saw you, and threw up, and now she wont talk to you anymore. this caused you to become depressed, which made you do poorly in school and get involved in drugs, than you got caught for dealing and got put in prison. after prison, you couldnt get a job and you became a homeless bum. you then discovered the weed you smoked gave you cancer but obamas health care plan wouldnt cover you so you died a slow, painful death at age 30.

i wish i wasnt so bored.


Wow... That's really depressing, blegles.

Granted, but in your search for un-boredom, you go skydiving. Then, your parachute fails to work and you hit the ground, splattering into 285,729,234,982,873,491 pieces.

I wish I didn't get nervous so easily.

your unnervousness prompted you to give you a speech about your true feelings about the governnment, and than the government assanitated you.

i wish that i was named blegles on these forums. ohwai...

how you gonna corrupt that wish?
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby bik78 on Thu Sep 02, 2010 1:37 pm

This is how.
Granted but your PC messed up now your name is belgs
I wish Every food tasted like chocolate
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby blegles on Thu Sep 02, 2010 1:50 pm

my pc cant mess up and change something on the FC server.
granted but it made all foods actually chocolate and you became lactose intolerant.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby darkeagle on Fri Sep 03, 2010 5:04 am

Granted...?
I wish it was easier to talk to girls.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby blegles on Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:31 pm

granted, but only because they all became ugly.

i wish i was a little fish
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby darkeagle on Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:24 pm

Granted. Then you get eaten by a whale.

I wish I was dead. :mrgreen:
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby blegles on Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:27 pm

granted, but a dude from the hospital zapped you back to life
i wish darkeagle was dead permanently
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby rianbay812 on Sat Sep 04, 2010 3:19 pm

Granted.
I wish I knew how to play the harmonica
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby uuuiiiooop on Sat Sep 04, 2010 3:29 pm

Granted. You KNEW how, but then you forgot :P

I wish the fourth book of The Inheritance series would hurry up and finish being written
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby BoredDude2 on Mon Sep 06, 2010 3:28 pm

Granted, but the book is terrible and has no educational or entertaining value whatsoever.

I wish :woop: :woop: :munch: :dance: :dance: :science: :eek: :blush: :perv: :ssh: :woop: :dance: :woop: :munch: would become a reality.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jammedhanson. on Tue Sep 07, 2010 1:55 am

Granted, but they were only plastic toys and not alive

I wish i was as good as ~jon~
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby darkeagle on Tue Sep 07, 2010 5:33 am

Granted, but then ~jon~ became really bad at FC, so you did too.
I wish it was tomorrow.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby JayJSE2 on Tue Sep 07, 2010 12:04 pm

granted, but that means you're in school

I wish that it was still the summer holidays
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby BoredDude2 on Wed Sep 08, 2010 2:25 pm

Granted, but your in summer school and the teachers are extra mean on holidays.

I wish that this bunny would come to life
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby darkeagle on Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:39 am

Granted, but it turns out to be a vicious zombie bunny and it eats you alive.
I wish it was Monday!
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