Corrupt-a-wish

[RockstarM]

Granted, But you lose the $1,000,000 dollars.

I wish this wish was uncorruptawishable.

BURN!!!!!!

[darkeagle]

Granted but all your other wishes are corruptable

[resetxc]

I wish darkeagle knew how to make wishes

[Hamtaro42]

Granted.

I'm not corrupting my own wish ^w^

I wish my avatar was even awesomer then it already is.

[tmusquiez]

granted, but it's Tide laundry soap inside instead.

I wish we could all turn back time when we wanted to, in case of an emergency.

[Luke1000]

Granted. But you must stay in the past.

I wish I had 5 pies which had immunity from being eaten by anyone except me!!!!!!!! I don't care if it's diseased or posioned!!!!! I WANT PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BobDaHoboRulz]

Here you go:

pie
pie
pie
pie
pie

I wish i didnt have to wish.

[tmusquiez]

granted but you have to wish later.

I wish people would seriously stop talking about pie

[BobDaHoboRulz]

ok

eip
eip
eip
eip
eip

I wish i could win one contest!!!ONLY ONE!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!

[tmusquiez]

granted but it's your own, and they're all self solving, and you're the only entered person.

I wish I could walk through any type of glass.

[BobDaHoboRulz]

Granted, but you are arrested for smashing all the windows.

I wish that made sense.

[tmusquiez]

granted but i didn't understand it.

I wish you had clarified that more

[colorfusion]

granted but you can become blind by nails falling into your eyes.

i wish i was god

[colorfusion]

granted but the devil takes over the next day!

i wish he didnt

[tmusquiez]

granted but he actually did it before you posted that.

i wish water could be substituted for gas

[resetxc]

granted but now whenver you fart water comes out

I wish that people would have fights for fun

[Luke1000]

Granted, and guess what? You just got murdered.

Ok... This time, I wish for 5 Realistic Pies, And only I can touch or eat them, and I don't even care if they're sabotaged!

[tmusquiez]

granted but you really need to stop with the pies

I wish you would stop with the pies

[Luke1000]

Granted. Your wish lasts 1 second.

Pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie.

Do my wish Because Tmusquiez didn't actually corrupt it.

[tmusquiez]

granted but the pies are raw, and bluberrypoo flavored.

i wish every stop light i went to had green lights