Corrupt-a-wish

[Mrcontraptionne]

granted, but they take down lights and put policemen to guide traffic instead.

i wish i didnt wish.

[tmusquiez]

granted but you never get anything you want

i wish i could swim in sulfuric acid without harming myself.

[colorfusion]

me:granted,
you:*jumps in acid*
me:FOR ONE SECOND! MUWHAHAHAHA!
you:*dies*
me:i wish i had a million pounds(english money) for ever that never got stolen and worked in all shops!(heh heh)

[Luke1000]

Granted, You've been arrested.

I wish for more pie.

[tmusquiez]

granted but that was the last one left.

i wish this i could meet you guys

[blegles]

granted, but you didn't know it was actually us

[Hamtaro42]

I wish i could do the daft hands thing( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2cYWfq--Nw ) good by tommorow.

[tmusquiez]

granted no questions asked.

I wish I could do these pen tricks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q7s4E94-No)

[blegles]

granted but your feet will fall off

I wish I controlled the universe and could create whatever I wanted, whenever I wanted, and I was invincible and nobody could take my spot.

[tmusquiez]

granted but you have a really small pee-pee

i wish i could chug jalapeno juice for hours

[blegles]

granted but it makes your peepee smaller

[VERYDUMBNAME]

i wish you all would shut up

[blegles]

granted but that is just because you will go deaf

I wish I was popular (lol not rly)

[darkeagle]

Granted but your a outlaw.

I wish I had a time machine

[mmmxa]

granted but it breakes.

i wish i had kirby superstar ultra for nintendo ds when it is released.

[darkeagle]

Granted but its a terrible game.

I wish that all my contraptions were perfect

[Afronanny]

granted but you cant publish them

I wish I WAS A FC

[blegles]

granted but you can never pass a level

I wish I was invincible

[Afronanny]

granted but you cant move

I wish the cake wasn't a lie

[blegles]

granted but it tastes bad

I wish my threads would get more people to post on them