Corrupt-a-wish

[halfmaster1]

Granted. You don't go to work, and you g=stop getting payed.

I wish I could log in more often.

[Pawel.Anikiel]

granted. u would post more and play FC less

i wish i have a ton of cake

[djbreslin]

granted, but you have to eat all of it in 5 minutes! D:

I want there to be triangle static and dynamic pieces in FC

[Pawel.Anikiel]

me too! man that would be AWESOME.

i wish all the people in the forums were back

[djbreslin]

me too! man that would be AWESOME.

Uhhhh that isn't corrupted D:

[Pawel.Anikiel]

ugh... allright granted but u would have 10k error pop-ups a day.

[peepsy4978]

there wasn't a wish.

I wish I had a pet unicorn.

[camaro 09]

granted, but it stabbed you to death with its head.

i wish my brothers hair wasnt all over the keyboard...

[DoktorQ]

granted, but now its in your cereal

I wish I never made this wish!
(wait, what!?)

[peepsy4978]

granted, but it makes you blow up.

I wish I had a cooler profile picture.

[Pawel.Anikiel]

granted, it would piss off everyone

i wish my sister wouldn't annoy me all day long

[peepsy4978]

sorry, that's impossible.

I wish I had a pet Mudkip in real life that didn't attack anyone but other pokemon, and only playfully.

[schmittd]

granted, but it eventually evolves into a swampert... which eats you.

ill keep things simple. i wish for a bacon cheeseburger

[Brian3.14]

granted, but it felt on the ground before you had it

I wish that Pawel's profil picture stops looking at me

[Pawel.Anikiel]

granted, now schmittd's profile pic is looking at you

i wish i had an android D:

[crazybuilder07]

Granted, but it's not the phone and it wants to kill you.

I wish that I was famous.

[Pawel.Anikiel]

granted' but everybody hates you

[Error-QM]

granted, but her family rejects the apology, leaving you in an awkward situation whereby you have to redo it in an even more humiliating fashion before all. Ouch, Pawel, that doesn't sound fun! Maybe you shouldn't have asked for--wait a minute...

I wish "I wish Pawel remembered to post a wish" would not be corrupted in any way such a type of wish has previously been corrupted.

[Pawel.Anikiel]

granted, but i don't understand anything

i wish for a unicorn

[Error-QM]

I was messing with you since you forgot to post a wish. So I made up one about a girl's family and you apologizing.

Granted, the unicorn is the dead one from Harry Potter.

I wish Pawel understood and followed the instructions in my previous wish.