Granted. You are Pokémon Trainer Red but have none of the corresponding mad--er, moderately agitated--skills. Your repetitive progress updates are all tragically redirected autonomously to Corrupt-a-wish and you promptly kill the thread.
Granted, you derail corrupt-a-wish with your newly-found, mad portrait-drawing skills. People try to steer you back on track, and they fail. You have killed the thread.