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Postby po- on Tue Nov 25, 2008 4:05 pm

Everyone submit your best yo mama jokes here
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Postby Dr. Phil on Tue Nov 25, 2008 4:08 pm

Yo momma so poor your umbilical chord said "Made in China"
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Postby po- on Tue Nov 25, 2008 4:14 pm

yo mamas teeth SO YELLOW that the traffic slowed down when they saw them
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Postby po- on Tue Nov 25, 2008 4:17 pm

And dr.phil can u recomend me to be watever type of thing u r (how u get ur name a diff. color). plz!!!
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Postby gtman on Tue Nov 25, 2008 4:30 pm

Is this rated M+ jokes?
Why do i care?

Yo mama so fat when she sits on a rainbow shes too big to see what happens

Yo mama is so short she has to climb a ladder to pick up a penny

Yo mama is poor she was fighting a jew for a penny

Yo mama is so slutty she wished u actually had one!
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Postby po- on Tue Nov 25, 2008 4:32 pm

gtman wrote:Is this rated M+ jokes?
Why do i care?

Yo mama so fat when she sits on a rainbow shes too big to see what happens

Yo mama is so short she has to climb a ladder to pick up a penny

Yo mama is poor she was fighting a jew for a penny

Yo mama is so slutty she wished u actually had one!

Horrible
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Postby gtman on Tue Nov 25, 2008 4:37 pm

po- wrote:yo mamas teeth SO YELLOW that the traffic slowed down when they saw them


# 1
in the top worst
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Re: yo mama jokes

Postby 2008chris on Tue Nov 25, 2008 4:59 pm

1)Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop
2)Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
3)Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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Postby Linksgurl on Wed Nov 26, 2008 1:53 pm

Your mother is so dumb, when she saw a yellow bus filled with white kids she said "Look! Twinkie!" :lol:
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Postby Dr. Phil on Wed Nov 26, 2008 2:20 pm

yo momma so fat she ate the internet
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Postby 2008chris on Wed Nov 26, 2008 2:52 pm

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
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Postby Linksgurl on Wed Nov 26, 2008 4:44 pm

@ 2OO8chris: Hmmmm... Intresting one... :canada:
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Postby tmusquiez on Wed Nov 26, 2008 4:55 pm

Yo momma so fat, I had to take a train and two buses to get on her good side.

Yo momma so fat every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
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Postby Dr. Phil on Wed Nov 26, 2008 5:54 pm

yo momma so fat when she walked in front of the TV I missed TWO episodes of friends
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Postby 2008chris on Wed Nov 26, 2008 6:30 pm

Linksgurl wrote:@ 2OO8chris: Hmmmm... Intresting one... :canada:


Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
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Re: yo mama jokes

Postby zippy117 on Thu Nov 27, 2008 12:52 am

Yo mama so fat she sat on the rainbow and all the skittles came out :munch:
Yo mama so fat that when she fell down, I wasn't laughing, but the ground was cracking up!
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Postby 2008chris on Thu Nov 27, 2008 9:53 am

yo mamma so fat when she walked in front of the tv i missed 2 episodes of friends
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Re: yo mama jokes

Postby danny135 on Thu Nov 27, 2008 11:25 am

Yo mama is so stupid that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama is so fat she got stuck in the Grand Canyon.

Yo mamas so ugly a little kid thought she was a dried out elmo with one eye.
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Postby idiot wit a can on Thu Nov 27, 2008 8:02 pm

Yo mamma's so fat, she went swimming with whales and sang "We are family!"
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Postby joey h on Fri Nov 28, 2008 8:04 am

yo mama is so fat she measures on the ricter scale when she walks
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