yo mama jokes

[po-]

Everyone submit your best yo mama jokes here

[Dr. Phil]

Yo momma so poor your umbilical chord said "Made in China"

[po-]

yo mamas teeth SO YELLOW that the traffic slowed down when they saw them

[po-]

And dr.phil can u recomend me to be watever type of thing u r (how u get ur name a diff. color). plz!!!

[gtman]

Is this rated M+ jokes?
Why do i care?

Yo mama so fat when she sits on a rainbow shes too big to see what happens

Yo mama is so short she has to climb a ladder to pick up a penny

Yo mama is poor she was fighting a jew for a penny

Yo mama is so slutty she wished u actually had one!

[po-]

Is this rated M+ jokes?
Why do i care?

Yo mama so fat when she sits on a rainbow shes too big to see what happens

Yo mama is so short she has to climb a ladder to pick up a penny

Yo mama is poor she was fighting a jew for a penny

Yo mama is so slutty she wished u actually had one!

Horrible

[gtman]

yo mamas teeth SO YELLOW that the traffic slowed down when they saw them

# 1
in the top worst

[2008chris]

1)Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop
2)Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
3)Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

[Linksgurl]

Your mother is so dumb, when she saw a yellow bus filled with white kids she said "Look! Twinkie!"

[Dr. Phil]

yo momma so fat she ate the internet

[2008chris]

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

[Linksgurl]

@ 2OO8chris: Hmmmm... Intresting one...

[tmusquiez]

Yo momma so fat, I had to take a train and two buses to get on her good side.

Yo momma so fat every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

[Dr. Phil]

yo momma so fat when she walked in front of the TV I missed TWO episodes of friends

[2008chris]

@ 2OO8chris: Hmmmm... Intresting one...

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

[zippy117]

Yo mama so fat she sat on the rainbow and all the skittles came out
Yo mama so fat that when she fell down, I wasn't laughing, but the ground was cracking up!

[2008chris]

yo mamma so fat when she walked in front of the tv i missed 2 episodes of friends

[danny135]

Yo mama is so stupid that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama is so fat she got stuck in the Grand Canyon.

Yo mamas so ugly a little kid thought she was a dried out elmo with one eye.

[idiot wit a can]

Yo mamma's so fat, she went swimming with whales and sang "We are family!"

[joey h]

yo mama is so fat she measures on the ricter scale when she walks