^ ...how could you possibly not get that
> Hawaiian pizza has ham and pineapple on it. Basically, you must slice up ham and pineapple to put it on pizza. Since ham and pineapple are things most people consider to be non-living, my expression of satirical loyalty to my supposed pizza-bound brethren was supposed to be funny. (Ham is from pigs yes, but once it's in a state that we could consider ham it's kinda inanimate.) Also, my vocabulary was supposed to be comically off-putting. Last post I try to have a sense of humor in, jeez.
v Knows that in reality, both ham and pineapple have souls.