Zelda: What the heck are you doing Link?!
Link: I'm being a rockstar!
Zelda: Not every rock star has a song about bananas, but speedemon's is pretty cool!
Link: I'm imitating him!
Zelda: You're way cooler than that Link...
Link: But, the problem is, scince this is modern day Hyrule, I don't have the master sword anymore. I have the Master card.
Zelda: At least you can buy stuff with it!
Link: That's true... We can buy more Jonas Brothers to Kill Ganondorf!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zelda: and we can buy the jobros themselves!
Link/Zelda simultaneously: To the market!!!!