Your tribe!

[darkeagle]

LOL! Well, at least our comedian's happy and we have the zero gravity plane!

[zippy117]

*Brings in the walrus as reinforcement*
*And a cat named Pepper*

[crazybuilder07]

ok im totally lost here is anyone still in my alliance?

[zippy117]

Yes, but I have all the submarines and torpedoes and LyriCannon4000s and such.

[Linksgurl]

Link: Zelda! I have a question for you! Will you...
Zelda: Will I what?
Link: Will you...
Zelda: Will you get on with the question!!!!!!!
Link: I'm sorry... it's just hard to ask you this. Very very hard. Will you...
Zelda: Will I marry you? EEEEEEEEP! please say yes! please say that is the question!
Link: Nay Zelda... but is that what you want? Anyway, I was going to ask you, will you find Navi a doughnut?
Zelda: W-W-W-What? I mean... Ok! Navi wants a doughnut... Link isn't going to marry me...
5 HOURS LATER!
Zelda *Out of breath*: UuUHHhhh... Link! Here is..... Navi's..... doughnut! Uhhhhhh...
Link: Are you okay Zelda?
Zelda: yes Link....
Link: I've made some pretty big desiscions during the 5 hours of your departure, I've decided-
Zelda: You will marry me!!!!!!! YES! The date is set! I've already got a pretty gown in my wardrobe!
Link: Zelda?
Zelda: And then we can have Unseridii caramelio!
Link: Zelda?!
Zelda: And then we can sing Meow Meow Meow Meow all the way home!
Link: ZELDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zelda: Yes? Any special arrangements?
Link: NO! I decided that you will go find the Jonas Brothers to kill Ganon tonight!
Zelda: HUH????????
Link: You heard me! Let's go!
Zelda: Ok... sniffle, let's go...

[crazybuilder07]

poor zelda


anyway i leave my kingdom to zippy

[pokolo]

*destroys crazybulders land*do you rly think i only made one?

[crazybuilder07]

it was under water you just shot a random hill where bunnys lived ONOZ!

[pokolo]

you know its water proof i went under the water

[crazybuilder07]

too bad i wasnt there im on vacation P:

[pokolo]

*puts hat on my head*

[zippy117]

YES. MUHAHAHAHA!
You are added to the crew of Sub No. 1, with me, Sgt.Pepper, John, Paul, George, Ringo, and the walrus! We dock in the HQ of the navy. There you are briefed on the Pepperland Army's standards. You are taken to Strawberry Fields' Capitol building, located in the metropolis of Pepperland, and then to our underground facility to receive your uniform, a grey suit & tie, and our version of a buzzcut, the moptop. All members of the army are to have uniform hair and not deviate from the standards.

[pokolo]

you want to be a TEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM??????????

[zippy117]

Yes. This is the Official Army of Strawberry Fields Coat of Arms.

[darkeagle]

YES. MUHAHAHAHA!
You are added to the crew of Sub No. 1, with me, Sgt.Pepper, John, Paul, George, Ringo, and the walrus! We dock in the HQ of the navy. There you are briefed on the Pepperland Army's standards. You are taken to Strawberry Fields' Capitol building, located in the metropolis of Pepperland, and then to our underground facility to receive your uniform, a grey suit & tie, and our version of a buzzcut, the moptop. All members of the army are to have uniform hair and not deviate from the standards.

What!? No way! I act like I'm doing it, but once I get to the underground facility, I plant a bomb and escape, bringing the whole facility down as well!
Then I create a portal to another dimension and escape through it. Then, when I'm in, I create my own planet floating there with my space and time powers!
Then my army of shadow creatures come out of the portal and start destroying the universe. MWAH HA HA HA HA!

[zippy117]

EVERLASTING REVENGE!
Darkeagle, your actions will cost you dearly. (That underground base you destroyed was nothing more than a barber shop, by the way) But now, unfortunately, you caused the ground beneath The Capitol Building to become unstable. THERE WAS A SINKHOLE. The entire civilization was thrown into chaos by the sudden collapse of half of Pepperland, the capital of the Empire. Even worse, you seem to have caused Mt. Bük, which has lay dormant for almost 50 years, to stir. There has been recent seismic activity, further worsening the destruction. The sky is now completely obscured by smoke from the destruction, and crops like strawberrys have been unable to grow due to the lack of sunlight, causing famine. Now I have spread the word of what one person did that caused so much to go so wrong. Headlines read "DARKEAGLE, MILITARY DESERTER, CAUSES WIDESPREAD DESTRUCTION IN PLOT TO END MOPTOPS" Now all the citizens of Pepperland who lost their homes-- that's about 2 million people-- have joined the navy to find Dakeagle and avenge their fallen metropolis, the hub of all of Strawberry Fields commerce, culture, and greatness, Pepperland.

WE WILL HAVE REVENGE ON YOU, DARKEAGLE!

[darkeagle]

NEVER! You puny citizens cannot stop me! I will cause mass destruction until Pepperland is destroyed! Then I will move onto other huge cities and pulverize them as well! Nobody can stop me! NOBODY! Shadows, attack! *shadows move in and envelope parts of the city in dark matter* I will destroy the world if you don't give up now! SURRENDER, OR I WILL END THE WORLD! Choose wisely... MWAH HA HA HA HA!

[zippy117]

Dark Matter? Pfft. Just destroyed it with my LyriCannon4000. Pure awesomeness beats dark matter every time. And now, the time of your end is come. "RINGO, NOW PRESS THE BUTTON!" *Ringo presses button* This was originaly intended to destroy Blue Meanies, but it works just fine on Darkeagles. *All 4000 subs in the fleet link up power supplies* *Super Mega LyriCannon charges up* *BOOM!* *Darkeagle is instantly annihilated*
PEPPERLAND IS SAVED!!!!!
*Starts massive project to rebuild all that was lost*

Exactly Four years later...

Pepperland is fully rebuilt, and the tyrant Darkeagle is gone.
*Hurls a fiendish thingy in the general direction Darkeagle had come from as a ritual destruction of a dummy of Darkeagle*
*Fiendish Thingy explodes, destroying the dummy*
*Citizens rejoyce over the 4th aniversery of the Death of the Destroyer, because four is a highly important number in the Walrossian number system, much like 5 or 10 for the human system*
*Free tea, biscuits, scones, crumpets, and fish & chips are served on this special ocasion*

[darkeagle]

You pathetic, ignorant fools! I was never gone! I've been hiding, watching as one of you this entire time! Now, finally, the time has come once again to... ATTACK! *shadows appear everywhere and freezing citizens in time and space*
*I swoop down and snatch the LyriCannon4000 out of your grasps and it turns to dust* *I then shoot a massive ball of dark energy at the Super Mega LyriCannon and it vaporizes* Now that this city is destroyed, on to NYC!

[Linksgurl]

Link: Do you like waffles?
Midna: Yeah we like waffles...
Link: Do you like pancakes?
Midna: Yeah we like pancakes...
Link: Do you like french toast?
Midna: Yes we like french toast...
Link: Doop do di doop doo dii doop da dopp da doop doop doop!
Midna: Enough!!!!!!!!! I'm so very tired of that song, lest your singing!
Link: WHATT??????
Midna: You heard me! Anyway, is Zelda still hounding you about marrying her?
Link: Yes...
Midna: Well navi wants to tell you something.
Link: What is it Navi?
Navi: We all should move on! We need eachother! i need you, I lov-
Just kidding! We're not going there today!
Navi: We should all move on! We need eachother! I need your guidance. You're brave!!!!!!
Link: I am aren't I...
Midna: NAVI! Don't get Link all arrogant!!!!!!
Aargon: COOL! My virtual reality thing works!!!!!!!!!!!
Nagini: Now you dragged me here with you! Nice one...
Aargon: Why is there 2 of me?
Nagini: Oh, that's Link. You look exactly like him!
Aargon: Either that or he looks exactly like me...
Link: How are you doing?
Aargon: Fine... How old are you?
Link: 15.
Aargon: 13.
Nagini (To Midna Navi and Zelda): *whispers* I think I've finally found him a friend that is not a girl.
Navi: Look at that! Aargon has a friend! And yay! Link has a friend that is about his age that is not Ilia!!!!!
Link: Hey what's that?
Aargon: Oh, that's my Lute. Me and Nagini play Harmonies of the Song of Dusk together back in Hyrule.
Link: THIS is Hyrule...
Aargon: How can that be???????
Link: Dunno....
Nagini: Aargon! It's time for a visit to mario land!!!!!!!
Doughnut: Hello kids! Today we are learning our ABC's!!!!!!!!
Midna: Oh crud... Security! We've got an early childhood rated game on the loose!!!