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Re: the death game

Postby bunny.red2 on Sun Mar 14, 2010 11:30 am

You can't find the "r" key and kill yourself with the keyboard.

I lick a porcupine.
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Re: the death game

Postby big but on Sun Mar 14, 2010 1:52 pm

it rips your tounge out and you choke on your own blood and die

i talk to myself.
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Re: the death game

Postby Wafflekins on Sun Mar 14, 2010 2:17 pm

You realize what a loser you are and spontaneously die.

I massage some pancakes.
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Re: the death game

Postby Mrcontraptionne on Sun Mar 14, 2010 2:21 pm

You get sticky hands

o.o lol


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Re: the death game

Postby DoktorQ on Sun Mar 14, 2010 2:21 pm

you are very allergic, you die before anyone reach you

I wrote this comment
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Re: the death game

Postby Mrcontraptionne on Sun Mar 14, 2010 2:26 pm

You realize many people already posted before you.


I post here
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Re: the death game

Postby DoktorQ on Sun Mar 14, 2010 2:45 pm

Mrcontraptionne wrote:You realize many people already posted before you.


I post here



(you forgot the die part)

You post here, a horde of six-legged albino alligators kill you with cup-holders

I ate poisenous mushroom
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Re: the death game

Postby bunny.red2 on Sun Mar 14, 2010 3:10 pm

A grammar nazi cuts out your stomach and beats you to death with it.

I unlock my locker.
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Re: the death game

Postby i need a user on Sun Mar 14, 2010 5:27 pm

you find the gaint albino killer land shark that eats you
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Re: the death game

Postby bunny.red2 on Sun Mar 14, 2010 7:17 pm

You forget to set up a scenario and get eaten by your profile pic.

I read i need a user's location.
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Re: the death game

Postby corpsegrinder1 on Sun Mar 14, 2010 8:47 pm

Your brain can't handle the pressure and you die from exerting your brain.

I take a sip of my coffee.
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Re: the death game

Postby halfmaster1 on Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:01 am

A bunch of cowboys with orange face paint ride giant purple seagulls and come peck your Eyes out, causing you toenail to explode, killing you.

I move along to corrupt a wish.
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Re: the death game

Postby oxiproxd9 on Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:24 pm

joshuacool wrote:I don't know what that is so I'm just gonna split you in half with a chain saw.

I LOVE DAV PILKEY. AND CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS.

Novella is Spanish for short story, which isn't actually short in this case XD
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Re: the death game

Postby corpsegrinder1 on Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:54 pm

Spontaneous Combustion.


I remember to post the pre-death scenario.
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Re: the death game

Postby bunny.red2 on Mon Mar 15, 2010 7:02 pm

There are 56 fellow MIT students in there already, but one more and you get the WORLD RECORD. You somehow squeeze between Misty and Muffy, and end up sandwiched beside Mindy. Then the creaking begins. Then the cracking. Then the exploding. Fifty-seven MIT students end up scattered across the town square, many crippled for life, but every single one ends up in the Guiness Book of Records.
*****You have died*****

I pick up the phone booth.
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Re: the death game

Postby corpsegrinder1 on Mon Mar 15, 2010 7:30 pm

You take it literally. You pick it up for exactly 3.14159625 seconds, your back snaps from pressure and you are crushed by the phone booth, just in time to be simultaneously run over by a drift racing old lady in a Lamborghini Reventon. You die when you get to the hospital.

...So myself walks into a bar!...
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Re: the death game

Postby bunny.red2 on Tue Mar 16, 2010 1:02 pm

corpsegrinder1 wrote:You take it literally. You pick it up for exactly 3.141592653589793238462643 seconds, your back snaps from pressure and you are crushed by the phone booth, just in time to be simultaneously run over by a drift racing old lady in a Lamborghini Reventon. You die when you get to the hospital.

...So myself walks into a bar!...

Fixed ^^
anyway

You slip on an ice cube and get covered in boo-boos. And die.

I zap a cow.
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Re: the death game

Postby mcflush on Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:57 am

bloogmeshoogle blows up, and so do you!har harhar

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Re: the death game

Postby bunny.red2 on Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:55 pm

You lean forward and give the booth a long, thoughtful lick. Hmm. It tastes like it came from the south side of the telephoneyard... a hint of peppermint chewing gum over here, with a subtle nuance of grimy fingers and an aftertaste of cherries.
***You have died***

I guffaw.
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Re: the death game

Postby crumby1 on Sun Mar 21, 2010 4:23 pm

I ask you if you are okay and you say no so I give you a hug. Apparently you are allergic to hugs, so you have this MAJOR reaction, get sent to the hospital, and die on arrival. :3

I fold laundry.
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