the death game

[jacuzzi_]

You freak out because you're mum forced you to do that, in your madness you fall over a cable and break your neck which causes death in this case.

I like trains.

[crumby1]

You like them so much that you decided to see what the underside of one looks like, and let's just say you were standing a little too far to the right...

I cough.

[halfmaster1]

You choke on your spit and die.

I Smack VeryDumbName

[colorfusion]

Your smack rebounds and thwamps you in the face killing you.

I smell the air..

[crumby1]

The air smells you back. It hates your scent, so it decides to transfer into carbon dioxide wherever you go, killing you slowly and painfully.

I cross the border between East and Weat Germany in the year 1984.

[0000FF_3.14]

You can't cause theres an iron curtain. The east side sees your betrayal and hangs you over a boiling pot of oil.

I am myself.

[colorfusion]

You die of age.

I find a pineapple and half a golden brick wrapped in lemon skin.

[crumby1]

You die because 0000FF_3.14's pedobear avatar wanted it... He is murderous.

Why does Jayjay think everything says suicide?

[corpsegrinder1]

Big But kills you because you replace the Pre-Death Scenario with a question.

Th symbol-in-a-gear from my avatar becomes popular!

[Wafflekins]

You realize how popular it has become and you must make a second, better avatar. You run out of ideas and your brain explodes.

You die.

I overcook some pie.

[colorfusion]

It sets on fire and burns down your house with you in it.

I stare at a garden fence

[bunny.red2]

Even though you know full well what you will see, you turn to survey the surroundings. Pretty town square, yup... nondescript... nondescript town... In fact, everything that your eye lands on starts with N. Nasturtiums. Nifty narwhals. Nine Nairobian nephews. Needlessly nickel-plated napkin-dispensers. Nick, nastily suing for copyright violation!!!
***You die***
somehow

I attempt Ad Verbum amusement.

[corpsegrinder1]

I don't know what that means so Agent 47 mysteriously kills you while you...


I listen to a song by Neuraxis...

[halfmaster1]

You go to turn it off when you are done, when you notice that your under water. You scream for help but you just swallow more water and go unconscious . You go and wake up in a hospital bed. a maniac doctor tries to kill you but you escape, then that night, you choke on a noodle and die.

I die for no apparent reason.

[0000FF_3.14]

You suddenly revive a few days later like Jesus. People awe you thinking you are the new Jesus. Of course, there are always assassins. An assassin sneaks up behind you, but your godly powers disintegrate him. The crowd around you are stunned by your murderous act and throws tomatoes at you. And apparently, you are allergic to tomatoes.

I'm inside of you.

[colorfusion]

You die of suffocation.

I jump off a cliff.

[crumby1]

You splatter to your bloody death on a ledge below.

I have allergies.

[saw wheeler]

the allergies get you killed

i play Halo 3

[corpsegrinder1]

An elite travels through the TV and sticks you.

I play Prototype.

[crumby1]

The antagonist decides to kill you.

My sister guessed my password! (LITERALLY! D:)