Even though you know full well what you will see, you turn to survey the surroundings. Pretty town square, yup... nondescript... nondescript town... In fact, everything that your eye lands on starts with N. Nasturtiums. Nifty narwhals. Nine Nairobian nephews. Needlessly nickel-plated napkin-dispensers. Nick, nastily suing for copyright violation!!! ***You die*** somehow
You go to turn it off when you are done, when you notice that your under water. You scream for help but you just swallow more water and go unconscious . You go and wake up in a hospital bed. a maniac doctor tries to kill you but you escape, then that night, you choke on a noodle and die.
You suddenly revive a few days later like Jesus. People awe you thinking you are the new Jesus. Of course, there are always assassins. An assassin sneaks up behind you, but your godly powers disintegrate him. The crowd around you are stunned by your murderous act and throws tomatoes at you. And apparently, you are allergic to tomatoes.