the death game

[saw wheeler]

you commit suicide because of that

i play spore

[zhyrek]

you commit suicide because of that

i play spore

Zhyrek eats you, and you die

I play Starcraft 2 (Cuz im cool like that xD)

[saw wheeler]

i shoot you in the head with a sniper

i shoot myself

[zhyrek]

you die (surprise?)

I eat a cantaloupe

[saw wheeler]

i stab you as a ghost

i walk around

[zhyrek]

You get a heart attack from weighing OVER 9000!!!1! pounds

I play badminton

[corpsegrinder1]

I realize that I play badminton in gym class and I kill out of sport-jealousy.



I get a truck that is OVER 9000!!!!!! pounds.

[pokolo]

I ironicly its also 9999 feet above you

I jump off a cliff

[saw wheeler]

you get gored in the chest and die

i look at your dead body

[corpsegrinder1]

I eviscerate you for staring.




I listen to "Breathe to Dominate" by Kataklysm.

[saw wheeler]

you turn up the music really loud and your brain bursts

i take your music

[corpsegrinder1]

You die from being unable to stand the PURE EPICNESS of the metal you attempt to listen to.



I listen to "I Tamper with the Evidence at the Murder Site of Odin" by Dethklok!

[pokolo]

I destroy you computer.

I disco dance in your bathroom.

[wardaddy12]

You fall through the floor.
I come back to FC for a day.

[pokolo]

Everyone votes you get baned, thus you get baned

I disco on your bed with a axe in my hand.

[saw wheeler]

axe slices your head open and you die

i take your axe

[corpsegrinder1]

Azathoth kills you.

I record a Death Metal demo CD.

[saw wheeler]

i snipe your head off

i hang myself

[bunny.red2]

you do the thing like the guy from Sherlock Holmes and try to take over the world but get caught by Sherlock Holmes and you fall off a bridge.

I plagiarize.

[zhyrek]

Your English teacher gives you an F and you die from shock

I read a book