When life gives you...

[wardaddy12]

Blow their brains out with shotguns!
When lige gives you shotguns...

[big but]

onder what lige is
when life gives you a death

[VERYDUMBNAME]

eat it for breakfast

when life gives you firefox

[BobDaHoboRulz]

use it!

When life gives you an explosion...

[i need a user]

aviod it!
when life gives you chicken pox...

[Mishakiara]

Sit there all day watching TV and stay home from school.

When life gives you a CD with all the Phineas and Ferb songs along with lyrics [I like the songs, they pretty catchy]...

[kertie309]

Try to make it work on your record player. When life gives you a pony,

[Mishakiara]

throw it in the oven, bake it at 170 degrees, turning it every 10 minutes for 1 hour, and take it out, a freshly baked pony! Yum! Than eat it...

When life gives you a chance to have anything you want...

[zhyrek]

Get everything

When life gives you a cream pie...

[kertie309]

Throw it at Barney.
When life gives you a rifle.

[jetstone644]

shoot something (or someone)
when life gives you rules

[Cranimesao]

break them
If life gives you almonds

[kertie309]

Throw them at your Mom!

When life gives you cheese-nips,

[bobertbojo2]

eat till your an elephant
When life gives you a bomb,

[jetstone644]

back away from it
when life gives you Canada's Worst Driver

[zippy117]

You prove that he's a better driver than most New Yorkers.
When life gives you RockstarM who likes to call all your posts garbage...

[joeysjj]

Tell him to stop.


When life gives you the poster who posted the game....

[Mrcontraptionne]

reply.

When life gives you independence, freedom of thought, and ability to decide what you want to do and believe in,

[crazybuilder07]

use it to its fullest

when life takes away your Reese's

[Mrcontraptionne]

take it back!
when a muffin eats YOU,