When life gives you...

[crazybuilder07]

die

when life gives you a penny

[Mrcontraptionne]

make it into a walking person.

when life gives you a taco

[i need a user]

hide it say you didn't get (reapeat multipul times) then eat or go hungry'


when like gives you the moran test

[Mrcontraptionne]

take the idiot test

when life eats your taco,

[bakuganfan465]

make a new one
when life gives you halo 3 ODST, ...

[halfmaster1]

beat the game.

When life gives you a cookie that looks like a bomb

[bakuganfan465]

play it safe
when life gives you a life/death situation...

[jacuzzi_]

die!
when life gives you a war axe...

[uberman56]

Start a war when life gives you mice...

[jacuzzi_]

let your cat eat it.

when live gives you a candy mountain...

[i need a user]

drink um
when life gives you a computer..

[jacuzzi_]

play FC!

when live gives you your own island...

[Dark Eclipse]

Stick a flag in it and say i landed on america!

When life gives you an eclipse...

[Mrcontraptionne]

lamp it.

when life gives you seven...

[Dark Eclipse]

Say "i'm invulnerable to anvils"

When life gives you air...

[Mrcontraptionne]

breath it, and the small deduction of air you contain then can pull all other things in your direction, possible causing a solar or lunar eclipse. this will never happen unless there is air covering the entire solar system and it is barely dense.


when life gives you lamp...

[Dark Eclipse]

Put an eclipse in it.

When life gives you tucked pants, glasses, books and brains...

[Mrcontraptionne]

tuck in your shirt, not your pants.

when life gives you longevity...

[Dark Eclipse]

Say to yourself "what's a longevity?"

When life gives you pie...

[Mrcontraptionne]

make it blue.

when life gives you the definition of 'longevity'...