I don't think i've gotten to start a really pointless off topic thread before... So here goes nothing.
Write a haiku poem about the poster above you. A haiku poem has 3 lines, the first one has 5 syllables, the second has 7 syllables, and the last one has 5 syllables. I'll start, even though no one actually posted before me, so unlike the rest of the potential haikus in this thread it won't be about anyone:
haikus are awesome.
they make people laugh and smile.
kittens. sunshine. joy.