GOOD NEWS ABOUT CHEESE

[darkeagle]

Because weasel likes funny threads.

Woops, wrong smilie.

[limzz]

Shouldn't this be "A non all-caps title thread about cheese"?

Let it hereby be known that the thread about cheese officially is allowed to have an all-caps title.

Hypocrite!

[Dr. Phil]

I don't recognize that cheese is real. What is cheese? Can it be proven? I opt to put not-cheese on my sammiches.

[darkeagle]

What's a sammich? >.< But really, only American cheese is good. Cheddar cheese is okay, but I prefer American cheese. It's neat that there are different types of cheese, which reminds me that I kinda like Swiss cheese as well. Does anyone eat grilled cheese? It's not a type of cheese, it's a type of sandwich, which is weird, because it sounds like it's a type of cheese, so I don't know why they don't call it a grilled cheese sandwich. Oh, wait, they do say that sometimes, so maybe it's better if you just say grilled cheese sandwich. Though I only eat grilled cheese sandwiches with American cheese on it, I wonder if you could make a grilled cheese sandwich with blue cheese, or maybe even green cheese. Wait, is there even a thing called green cheese? Well, maybe if you let it get moldy it would become green, but it wouldn't really be green cheese, because green cheese would have to be a certain kind of cheese like blue cheese. But why isn't blue cheese really blue? Did someone lie to everyone about blue cheese? Oh, well. Who cares? I don't like blue cheese anyway. My favorite is American cheese. Cheddar cheese is okay, but I prefer American cheese. It's neat that there are different types of cheese, which reminds me that I kinda like Swiss cheese as well. Does anyone eat grilled cheese? It's not a type of cheese, it's a type of sandwich, which is weird, because it sounds like it's a type of cheese, so I don't know why they don't call it a grilled cheese sandwich. Oh, wait, they do say that sometimes, so maybe it's better if you just say grilled cheese sandwich. Though I only eat grilled cheese sandwiches with American cheese on it, I wonder if you could make a grilled cheese sandwich with blue cheese, or maybe even green cheese. Wait, is there even a thing called green cheese? Well, maybe if you let it get moldy it would become green, but it wouldn't really be green cheese, because green cheese would have to be a certain kind of cheese like blue cheese. But why isn't blue cheese really blue? Did someone lie to everyone about blue cheese? Oh, well. Who cares? I don't like blue cheese anyway. My favorite is American cheese. Cheddar cheese is okay, but I prefer American cheese. It's neat that there are different types of cheese, which reminds me that I kinda like Swiss cheese as well. Does anyone eat grilled cheese? It's not a type of cheese, it's a type of sandwich, which is weird, because it sounds like it's a type of cheese, so I don't know why they don't call it a grilled cheese sandwich. Oh, wait, they do say that sometimes, so maybe it's better if you just say grilled cheese sandwich. Though I only eat grilled cheese sandwiches with American cheese on it, I wonder if you could make a grilled cheese sandwich with blue cheese, or maybe even green cheese. Wait, is there even a thing called green cheese? Well, maybe if you let it get moldy it would become green, but it wouldn't really be green cheese, because green cheese would have to be a certain kind of cheese like blue cheese. But why isn't blue cheese really blue? Did someone lie to everyone about blue cheese? Oh, well. Who cares? I don't like blue cheese anyway. My favorite is American cheese. Does anyone else like American cheese? Who likes mac and cheese? Why am I talking so much about cheese anyways? Oh, yeah. It's the topic of the thread and I have to discuss it so this post doesn't become spam. Maybe if Weasel thinks this post contributes a lot, he might make me a mod. But I doubt it, because nobody will give me a chance, and everyone would hate it if I was a mod, and then Weasel would take away my mod status and then I'll just be a boring, old, Off-topic poster. But I don't really only post in Off-topic. I post in other forums, too, I just like to talk about things in Off-topic a lot to other people, but people like the mods don't understand, because they don't post in Off-topic as much. Shouldn't I be talking about cheese, though? Cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese. Wait, should I be talking about cheese more? Maybe I should. Maybe I shouldn't. I don't know. I don't really care. I wonder how many people are reading this post. I wonder why I'm so random. I wonder why the sky is blue. But I should really be talking about cheese. So, I do like cheese. I like it a lot. I hope this paragraph is almost over. My fingers are getting tired. Purple monkeys. Wait, why did I just type that? Maybe it's because my fingers are tired. I should probably stop now. Well, I guess I'm done, then. I'll end this post with three words.

I like cheese.

[weasel]

[limzz]

Hmm... It's a bit nutty.

[sk89q]

[VERYDUMBNAME]

wow I read the whole DE post, so pointless

[Foro]

[wardaddy12]

I think someone should give this thread some non-spammy life.

I like sharp cheddar, monzerella, Colby jack, and parmesan.

[RockstarM]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khSIYmTzt6U

[gold shadow]

lol

[Blu3_Pi3]

I totally read DE's post xD

[darkeagle]

Amazing, wasn't it? And it only took me about half an hour! :D

[Hero88go]

Edit: Well at least its not this guy

[Iamnowme]

[Mr. Sir]

I wonder what it tastes like to be eaten by cheese...

[zippy117]

[McLovin0644]

DE's post seemed pretty random and kinda repetitive but it did talk about cheese (ALOT)

[darkeagle]

Permission to report as spam? :P