Break the Wall!

[Mrcontraptionne]

true, but you only get one.

anyway,

APPLIANCE DIRECT COMMERCIAL AND/OR WINTER HOLDIDAY CAR DEALER COMMERCIALS ATTACK!! D:

[the rod]

uncle sam ate drank too much eggnog this year at the christmas party and spews chunks all over the wall,
-9000

[i need a user]

i walk around it the wall aint in my way anymore

[Mictian]

Umm.... Sledge Hammer?

[jacuzzi_]

samoo* throws four balls at the wall.

[~Jon~]

I eat a large chunk out of the wall.

[Wafflekins]

I call out for my Panzer Tank and completely obliterate the wall.

[Noobah]

wafflekins's 1000 post will destroy the wall easily

[Kojikun]

wafflekins's 1000 post will destroy the wall easily

o.O

[Noobah]

wafflekins's 1000 post will destroy the wall easily

o.O

yeah.... but it will happen soon.. probably :D

[BobDaHoboRulz]

Unfortunately, it defends against your defense takeaway!
-0

The wall has no eyes. He doesn't care that it's dark.
-0

Since Mudkip isn't very strong, it doesn't do muh. (Swampert would have been ipecac win, though.)
-100

PI is painful!
-500 for using my favorite number.

The wall is too scared to click the link!
-0

The explosion is win! But you die too.
-200
-Kojikun

Electric doesn't damage ground type!
-0

Words can't harm the wall!
-0

The comercial is deadly!
-100

The barf disentigrates the wall!
-100

As you walk around, you are accidentally targeted by Mictian's attack!
-i need a user

The balls randomly explode!
-200

The wall is immune to being eaten!
-0

The tank does massive damage!
-200

The post just sits there!
-0

Words can't harm the WALL!
-0

HP:998,500
Immunities: Black holes, Manbearpig, forcefields, 3 moves per turn, Shoop da Whoop, supernovas, Chuck Norris, planets, bigger walls, nukes, earthquakes, combos, anti-immunities, cannons, Jackie Chan, Darkeagle, Tiger Woods, hobos named Bob, wrecking balls, antimatter, munchers, 2012, Guitar, Military peoples, thinking, Fantastic contraptions, diseases, Mario, Nukes, lightning, crowbars, Gordon Freeman, Skeezix, assassins, Indiana Jones, boulders, massive drops, lava, badges, , your mom, Jack Kevorkian, monsters, aliens, rickrolls, communists, Spongebob, asteroids/meteors, Jonas Brothers, squrtle, big machines, Patrick Star, hyper beam, mudkips, pi, explosions, pokemon stuffs, commercials, barfing, balls, tanks, post counts.
DEF x 2

[BobDaHoboRulz]

Also, this is the OFFICIAL wall battle music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-WXECnUVqc

Second place:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jATYvOCQSr8

Third:
I only got two entries.

[zhyrek]

Rail Gun POWA :D

[BobDaHoboRulz]

Respectable attack.
-100

HP:998,400
Immunities: Black holes, Manbearpig, forcefields, 3 moves per turn, Shoop da Whoop, supernovas, Chuck Norris, planets, bigger walls, nukes, earthquakes, combos, anti-immunities, cannons, Jackie Chan, Darkeagle, Tiger Woods, hobos named Bob, wrecking balls, antimatter, munchers, 2012, Guitar, Military peoples, thinking, Fantastic contraptions, diseases, Mario, Nukes, lightning, crowbars, Gordon Freeman, Skeezix, assassins, Indiana Jones, boulders, massive drops, lava, badges, , your mom, Jack Kevorkian, monsters, aliens, rickrolls, communists, Spongebob, asteroids/meteors, Jonas Brothers, squrtle, big machines, Patrick Star, hyper beam, mudkips, pi, explosions, pokemon stuffs, commercials, barfing, balls, tanks, post counts, rail guns,
DEF x 2

[DoktorQ]

So it`s immune to Maanbearpig?
Well then Manpigbear, Pigbearman, Pigmanbear, Bearpigman and Bearmanpig attacks the wall!

[BobDaHoboRulz]

It's immune to those too!

[DoktorQ]

hmm...
then LizardSheepEagle attack!

[BobDaHoboRulz]

Almost as good as MBP!
-400

HP:998,000
Immunities: Black holes, Manbearpig, forcefields, 3 moves per turn, Shoop da Whoop, supernovas, Chuck Norris, planets, bigger walls, nukes, earthquakes, combos, anti-immunities, cannons, Jackie Chan, Darkeagle, Tiger Woods, hobos named Bob, wrecking balls, antimatter, munchers, 2012, Guitar, Military peoples, thinking, Fantastic contraptions, diseases, Mario, Nukes, lightning, crowbars, Gordon Freeman, Skeezix, assassins, Indiana Jones, boulders, massive drops, lava, badges, , your mom, Jack Kevorkian, monsters, aliens, rickrolls, communists, Spongebob, asteroids/meteors, Jonas Brothers, squrtle, big machines, Patrick Star, hyper beam, mudkips, pi, explosions, pokemon stuffs, commercials, barfing, balls, tanks, post counts, rail guns, combinations of animals cleverly smashed into one word.
DEF x 2

[DoktorQ]

I`m using the awsome( yet unproved) abilities that paper have against rock(wall)!!
The rock-paper-scissors theroy is finally taken to the ultimate test: a bit of paper vs. 1 million hp wall.
GO PAPER!

[BobDaHoboRulz]

IT"S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!
-9001

HP:988999
Immunities: Black holes, Manbearpig, forcefields, 3 moves per turn, Shoop da Whoop, supernovas, Chuck Norris, planets, bigger walls, nukes, earthquakes, combos, anti-immunities, cannons, Jackie Chan, Darkeagle, Tiger Woods, hobos named Bob, wrecking balls, antimatter, munchers, 2012, Guitar, Military peoples, thinking, Fantastic contraptions, diseases, Mario, Nukes, lightning, crowbars, Gordon Freeman, Skeezix, assassins, Indiana Jones, boulders, massive drops, lava, badges, , your mom, Jack Kevorkian, monsters, aliens, rickrolls, communists, Spongebob, asteroids/meteors, Jonas Brothers, squrtle, big machines, Patrick Star, hyper beam, mudkips, pi, explosions, pokemon stuffs, commercials, barfing, balls, tanks, post counts, rail guns, combinations of animals cleverly smashed into one word, paper
DEF x 2