Break the Wall!

[joeysjj]

I play a 4 moves this turn:
1 of 4: 1000 damage card
2 of 4: *2 damage card (2,000)
3 of 4: *3 damage card (6,000)
4 of 4: a card that makes any of these moves not immunable

[BobDaHoboRulz]

AWesome sauce!

HP:77000
Immunities: Black holes, Manbearpig, forcefields, 3 moves per turn, Shoop da Whoop, supernovas, Chuck Norris, planets, bigger walls, nukes, earthquakes, combos, anti-immunities.

[Gunnar9797]

I attack it with this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMy3X3i8XR4

[BobDaHoboRulz]

The cannon hits hard.
-1000

HP:76000
Immunities: Black holes, Manbearpig, forcefields, 3 moves per turn, Shoop da Whoop, supernovas, Chuck Norris, planets, bigger walls, nukes, earthquakes, combos, anti-immunities, cannons.

[joshuacool]

Jackie Chan kicks the left side of the wall down.

[joshuacool]

The nuke is extremely effective!
-2500

The earthquake shatters the wall!
-1500


HP:83000
Immunities: Black holes, Manbearpig, forcefields, 3 moves per turn, Shoop da Whoop, supernovas, Chuck Norris, planets, bigger walls, nukes, earthquakes.

Immune to Manbearpig. No flippen way. Manbearpig would destroy it I am so serial. lol

[jacuzzi_]

Darkeagle returns as a zombie and damages the wall with his baseball bat!

[BobDaHoboRulz]

The kick doesn't do much...
-100

Darkeagle is ipecac POWERFUL!
-9001

HP:66899
Immunities: Black holes, Manbearpig, forcefields, 3 moves per turn, Shoop da Whoop, supernovas, Chuck Norris, planets, bigger walls, nukes, earthquakes, combos, anti-immunities, cannons, Jackie Chan, Darkeagle.

[DoktorQ]

Tiger Woods hits the wall with a golf club

[BobDaHoboRulz]

He does 99 damage, and breaks his club.

HP:66800
Immunities: Black holes, Manbearpig, forcefields, 3 moves per turn, Shoop da Whoop, supernovas, Chuck Norris, planets, bigger walls, nukes, earthquakes, combos, anti-immunities, cannons, Jackie Chan, Darkeagle, Tiger Woods.

[DoktorQ]

A hobo named Bob(that rulez) attacks the wall

[BobDaHoboRulz]

He is really wimpy!
-1

HP:66799
Immunities: Black holes, Manbearpig, forcefields, 3 moves per turn, Shoop da Whoop, supernovas, Chuck Norris, planets, bigger walls, nukes, earthquakes, combos, anti-immunities, cannons, Jackie Chan, Darkeagle, Tiger Woods, hobos named Bob.

[zippy117]

I get a wrecking ball and destroy the wall. That's what wrecking balls are made for.

[DoktorQ]

I throw some antimatter at the wall

[bobertbojo2]

I send my munchers to attack the wall. It gets omnomnom'ed and is destroyed

[DoktorQ]

The wall is attacked by
ahem....
(taking a sip of water)
hrm..hrm...

acetylseryltyrosylserylisoleucylthreonylserylprolylserylglutaminyl-
phenylalanylvalylphenylalanylleucylserylserylvalyltryptophylalanyl-
aspartylprolylisoleucylglutamylleucylleucylasparaginylvalylcysteinyl-
threonylserylserylleucylglycylasparaginylglutaminylphenylalanyl-
glutaminylthreonylglutaminylglutaminylalanylarginylthreonylthreonyl-
glutaminylvalylglutaminylglutaminylphenylalanylserylglutaminylvalyl-
tryptophyllysylprolylphenylalanylprolylglutaminylserylthreonylvalyl-
arginylphenylalanylprolylglycylaspartylvalyltyrosyllysylvalyltyrosyl-
arginyltyrosylasparaginylalanylvalylleucylaspartylprolylleucylisoleucyl-
threonylalanylleucylleucylglycylthreonylphenylalanylaspartylthreonyl-
arginylasparaginylarginylisoleucylisoleucylglutamylvalylglutamyl-
asparaginylglutaminylglutaminylserylprolylthreonylthreonylalanylglutamyl-
threonylleucylaspartylalanylthreonylarginylarginylvalylaspartylaspartyl-
alanylthreonylvalylalanylisoleucylarginylserylalanylasparaginylisoleucyl-
asparaginylleucylvalylasparaginylglutamylleucylvalylarginylglycyl-
threonylglycylleucyltyrosylasparaginylglutaminylasparaginylthreonyl-
phenylalanylglutamylserylmethionylserylglycylleucylvalyltryptophyl-
threonylserylalanylprolylalanylserine

yeah,, thats about it (found it on wikipedia lol)

[###ww]

UH OH. ZERGLING RUSH!!!111!!!shift!!!!1!!eleven!!!1KEKEKEKEKEKEEKEKEKEEKEKEKEKEKEKKKE

[BobDaHoboRulz]

The wrecking ball is very efficient!
-799

The antimatter PWNS the wall!
-6000

The munchers break their teeth, but do a small amount of damage.
-100

Words and letters can't harm the wall!

HP:64900
Immunities: Black holes, Manbearpig, forcefields, 3 moves per turn, Shoop da Whoop, supernovas, Chuck Norris, planets, bigger walls, nukes, earthquakes, combos, anti-immunities, cannons, Jackie Chan, Darkeagle, Tiger Woods, hobos named Bob, wrecking balls, antimatter, munchers.

[DoktorQ]

lol,, its not really words and letters,, its an actual name of something,, a tobaccoplant virus or something like that,, i don`t remember.

Anyways, the wall is attacked by Simo Häyhä(aka most ipecac-man-ever to-go-intro-a-war)
Read an article about him here( Its amazing!) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simo_H%C3%A4yh%C3%A4

[Noobah]

Zakk Wylde comes and plays an awesome guitar solo to uh... umm... uh..... destroy the wall?