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Re: Break the Wall!

Postby joeysjj on Thu Dec 31, 2009 3:36 pm

I play a 4 moves this turn:
1 of 4: 1000 damage card
2 of 4: *2 damage card (2,000)
3 of 4: *3 damage card (6,000)
4 of 4: a card that makes any of these moves not immunable
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Re: Break the Wall!

Postby BobDaHoboRulz on Thu Dec 31, 2009 4:11 pm

AWesome sauce!

HP:77000
Immunities: Black holes, Manbearpig, forcefields, 3 moves per turn, Shoop da Whoop, supernovas, Chuck Norris, planets, bigger walls, nukes, earthquakes, combos, anti-immunities.
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Re: Break the Wall!

Postby Gunnar9797 on Thu Dec 31, 2009 4:16 pm

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Re: Break the Wall!

Postby BobDaHoboRulz on Thu Dec 31, 2009 4:17 pm

The cannon hits hard.
-1000

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Immunities: Black holes, Manbearpig, forcefields, 3 moves per turn, Shoop da Whoop, supernovas, Chuck Norris, planets, bigger walls, nukes, earthquakes, combos, anti-immunities, cannons.
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Re: Break the Wall!

Postby joshuacool on Fri Jan 01, 2010 12:21 am

Jackie Chan kicks the left side of the wall down.
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Re: Break the Wall!

Postby joshuacool on Fri Jan 01, 2010 12:22 am

BobDaHoboRulz wrote:The nuke is extremely effective!
-2500

The earthquake shatters the wall!
-1500


HP:83000
Immunities: Black holes, Manbearpig, forcefields, 3 moves per turn, Shoop da Whoop, supernovas, Chuck Norris, planets, bigger walls, nukes, earthquakes.



Immune to Manbearpig. No flippen way. Manbearpig would destroy it I am so serial. lol
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Re: Break the Wall!

Postby jacuzzi_ on Fri Jan 01, 2010 4:48 am

Darkeagle returns as a zombie and damages the wall with his baseball bat!
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Re: Break the Wall!

Postby BobDaHoboRulz on Fri Jan 01, 2010 5:37 am

The kick doesn't do much...
-100

Darkeagle is ipecac POWERFUL!
-9001

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Re: Break the Wall!

Postby DoktorQ on Fri Jan 01, 2010 5:58 am

Tiger Woods hits the wall with a golf club
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Re: Break the Wall!

Postby BobDaHoboRulz on Fri Jan 01, 2010 6:21 am

He does 99 damage, and breaks his club.

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Immunities: Black holes, Manbearpig, forcefields, 3 moves per turn, Shoop da Whoop, supernovas, Chuck Norris, planets, bigger walls, nukes, earthquakes, combos, anti-immunities, cannons, Jackie Chan, Darkeagle, Tiger Woods.
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Re: Break the Wall!

Postby DoktorQ on Fri Jan 01, 2010 9:47 am

A hobo named Bob(that rulez) attacks the wall
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Re: Break the Wall!

Postby BobDaHoboRulz on Fri Jan 01, 2010 10:26 am

He is really wimpy!
-1

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Re: Break the Wall!

Postby zippy117 on Fri Jan 01, 2010 12:15 pm

I get a wrecking ball and destroy the wall. That's what wrecking balls are made for.
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Re: Break the Wall!

Postby DoktorQ on Fri Jan 01, 2010 12:48 pm

I throw some antimatter at the wall
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Re: Break the Wall!

Postby bobertbojo2 on Fri Jan 01, 2010 12:54 pm

I send my munchers to attack the wall. It gets omnomnom'ed and is destroyed
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Re: Break the Wall!

Postby DoktorQ on Fri Jan 01, 2010 1:29 pm

The wall is attacked by
ahem....
(taking a sip of water)
hrm..hrm...

acetylseryltyrosylserylisoleucylthreonylserylprolylserylglutaminyl-
phenylalanylvalylphenylalanylleucylserylserylvalyltryptophylalanyl-
aspartylprolylisoleucylglutamylleucylleucylasparaginylvalylcysteinyl-
threonylserylserylleucylglycylasparaginylglutaminylphenylalanyl-
glutaminylthreonylglutaminylglutaminylalanylarginylthreonylthreonyl-
glutaminylvalylglutaminylglutaminylphenylalanylserylglutaminylvalyl-
tryptophyllysylprolylphenylalanylprolylglutaminylserylthreonylvalyl-
arginylphenylalanylprolylglycylaspartylvalyltyrosyllysylvalyltyrosyl-
arginyltyrosylasparaginylalanylvalylleucylaspartylprolylleucylisoleucyl-
threonylalanylleucylleucylglycylthreonylphenylalanylaspartylthreonyl-
arginylasparaginylarginylisoleucylisoleucylglutamylvalylglutamyl-
asparaginylglutaminylglutaminylserylprolylthreonylthreonylalanylglutamyl-
threonylleucylaspartylalanylthreonylarginylarginylvalylaspartylaspartyl-
alanylthreonylvalylalanylisoleucylarginylserylalanylasparaginylisoleucyl-
asparaginylleucylvalylasparaginylglutamylleucylvalylarginylglycyl-
threonylglycylleucyltyrosylasparaginylglutaminylasparaginylthreonyl-
phenylalanylglutamylserylmethionylserylglycylleucylvalyltryptophyl-
threonylserylalanylprolylalanylserine

yeah,, thats about it (found it on wikipedia lol)
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Re: Break the Wall!

Postby ###ww on Fri Jan 01, 2010 2:02 pm

UH OH. ZERGLING RUSH!!!111!!!shift!!!!1!!eleven!!!1KEKEKEKEKEKEEKEKEKEEKEKEKEKEKEKKKE
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Re: Break the Wall!

Postby BobDaHoboRulz on Fri Jan 01, 2010 2:17 pm

The wrecking ball is very efficient!
-799

The antimatter PWNS the wall!
-6000

The munchers break their teeth, but do a small amount of damage.
-100

Words and letters can't harm the wall!

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Re: Break the Wall!

Postby DoktorQ on Fri Jan 01, 2010 2:42 pm

lol,, its not really words and letters,, its an actual name of something,, a tobaccoplant virus or something like that,, i don`t remember.

Anyways, the wall is attacked by Simo Häyhä(aka most ipecac-man-ever to-go-intro-a-war)
Read an article about him here( Its amazing!) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simo_H%C3%A4yh%C3%A4
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Re: Break the Wall!

Postby Noobah on Fri Jan 01, 2010 3:43 pm

Zakk Wylde comes and plays an awesome guitar solo to uh... umm... uh..... destroy the wall?
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