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let's rap battle

Postby laminar_flow on Sun Jun 06, 2010 10:43 am

Added:
Start some beef w me, my alter ego compscure, call someone out, or just free-style.
goofy and fun welcome
keep the dirty stuff buried under innuendo/euphemisms.
I kinda crossed the line, myself.
just keep it fun.
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gonna fire a fusillade
at your fuselage
spitting lyrics
ya just can't dodge
getting with Jeannie
while you audition for:
I Dream of Rog'
Image

bring it ;)
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aka compscure
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Re: let's rap battle

Postby rlbabits on Sun Jun 06, 2010 2:37 pm

Your rhymes are as weak as your username
My rhymes beat the heat of a burning flame
You think your sh1t's hot but its cold diarrhea
I can spew lyrics faster than your friend from korea
welcome to fc the site of the geeks
leave this place now or you'll suffer a week
Your old avatar twas catch twenty two
steer clear of me or i'll hack you in two


nice thread btw compy :)
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Re: let's rap battle

Postby laminar_flow on Sun Jun 06, 2010 6:29 pm

I guess any sh1t seems hot in that Michigan air,
Why you wanna battle? this match ain’t fair
My Korean friend spews it out over twice as fast
He already anagrammed your name & gave you a “rib blast”
I’m a pro fo sho, owl, you’re in the amateur niche
With a beak so full of rods, you’re gonna black hole glitch
;)

edit: sorry, kinda crossed the line there. all just meant in fun :)
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Re: let's rap battle

Postby rlbabits on Mon Jun 07, 2010 12:15 pm

Hahaha nice one compscure. thought the last line was actually pretty funny.
anyway, time to put lil' wayne out of business:

Ouch thats cruel but i guess its what i get
they say two birds in the bush be worth one in the net
better back off now while your slightly ahead
Because im about to turn your face another shade of red
I have heard your right wrist is pretty strong
bet you google it all - you like big guys th0ngs
Woa man stop just try and shoot straight
Don't watch that stuff when you >.<
Your contraptions are as bad as your feeble mind
when I design one yours get pushed behind
I'm Ad Hominem you say? no not that much
just add it all up - i've got the midas touch
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Re: let's rap battle

Postby Hero88go on Mon Jun 07, 2010 1:37 pm

what the f*ck is this 2 guys battlin out
I guess I'll join in just to scream'n'shout
maybe Im not the best at this but I'll try
I'll make you all think your at a damn fish fry
Im the scat-man so dont ya mess with me
Scapabapabulidabapapda.
Everybody stutters one way or another so check out my left shoe
Skibbydibbydodabadaba. Yodabada.
Hero out with the bad linear rhymes
Hope you all enjoyed it and thank you for your time.

I'm new at this :<
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Re: let's rap battle

Postby rlbabits on Mon Jun 07, 2010 4:03 pm

Not too bad for a first time spew
it didn't smell as bad as a dog's dew dew
you'll catch on quick here at the fish fry
i'm a fisherman you see I can fish on the fly
find a good place where you can cast out your rhymes
Just be patient try to think somtimes
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Re: let's rap battle

Postby Narwhals! on Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:22 am

Mmm. Babits, You're pretty good
Soundin like a pro that's straight outta the hood.
But accordin to you, you're a fishermen,
Come out empty-handed every now and then.
What are ya fishin for?
Some fresh competition?
Like James Bond on an impossible mission.
Double O 7, Yeah, that's what you heard,
If you hearin othewise, you're moreless absurd.

I'm bored so let's make this a lil longer,
Just to practice, Make my rhymes a lil stronger.
I'm new to this, as you plainly can see,
Like a lost dog, in N.Y.C
Born there,
Brooklyn to be exact,
Breathin the fresh air,
Raised in Chicago, That's a fact.
Well this is bout' it for now,
I Hope you enjoyed,
Try not to get destroyed.
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Re: let's rap battle

Postby Hero88go on Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:32 am

Glad you could make it, the one they call Narwhals
I look forward to smearing your ego all over the halls
You seem like a fool accusing babits of treason
Then again at least you aren't season. I love you season
If you hadn't heard Im the Scatman around here
Scibidibbydabaddapada. Badapada.
If you insult my position I will insult your intuition
Cause thats just how the Scatman rolls - Im the Scatman.
Your overhear talking about James Bond well 007 can check out my left shoe.
As a matter of fact I won't let nothin hold him back cus if the Scatman can do it, so can you.
Cause Im the Scatman. Wheres the Scatman? Im the Scatman.
I look forward to scatting with you, but lets make it some other time cus I gotta Scidoo!
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Re: let's rap battle

Postby Narwhals! on Tue Jun 08, 2010 1:03 pm

Where did I say anythin Bout treason?
Man, you hatin' for no fricken reason.
Not to mention that awful rap,
Your Scats just go yap yap yap.
C'mon, i'm sure you can do better,
Or you shakin already in that XL sweater?
The only thing that made sense was "scidoo"
Cause that's all you'll be sayin,
When I'm done with you.
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Re: let's rap battle

Postby Hero88go on Tue Jun 08, 2010 2:25 pm

Man your'e mistaken caus your the one hatin'
My scats are powerful even if to you there just a mouthfull
Im done scidooing so shut your mouth fool
I'd like to see you try me just to watch you get off your high horse
Man go back to the StarWars geek club and try to use the Force.
And whats this bout you framin the Scat Man
you got no room to talk cus you just a fat man
Hey dont take it personal its all in good fun
Just try to remember that Ill always be number one.
Thats it from Hero kids Ill see ya all later.
Just remember that no one can win as long as theres a loser.
Peace. *fade out*
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Re: let's rap battle

Postby corpsegrinder1 on Tue Jun 08, 2010 3:18 pm

This is why your rap sucks,
you're picture is Pokémon,
on this forum you just posted on.
Y'all might think I'm angry but I post this with glee,
and happily, cause I killed all at the paintball party.
And I found out, the cake wasn't a lie,
but it was dry, in the dark, right next to the PIE!
But now this forum's a shell, and I bid you farewell,
no time to talk, can't you tell? And I bid you farewell.
This rap battle is over.
Peace. *fade out*
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Re: let's rap battle

Postby Narwhals! on Tue Jun 08, 2010 6:14 pm

Dang dude, that rap was sick,
Don't want any trouble,
So i'll make this quick,
Don't wanna battle,
Peace is the way.
Like in Seattle,
Let's keep it like this,
Okay?
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Re: let's rap battle

Postby uberman56 on Wed Jun 09, 2010 9:41 pm

Now Narwhals, no reason to be rude
My apologies, I have to protrude
but you cant see me
you just fear me
now stop taking dares
nobody cares
now I don't mean to be phat
but you can get with this or you can get with that

Random Spitballing :)
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Re: let's rap battle

Postby Narwhals! on Wed Jun 09, 2010 9:51 pm

Umm.. Dude?
That wasn't rude.
That was manners everywhere.
Get cho facts straight,
And then I'll try to care.
I'd like to welcome you back
I mean that with heart
I think you deserve a plaque.
This rap was an art.
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Re: let's rap battle

Postby Mrcontraptionne on Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:41 am

This oughtta be the coolest thread in all of FC.
Just don't be hatin on Uberman, just let him be.
But don't leave now, because I really want to see
What peace really is, and how it sets you free.
Can't you see, it was such a pity
That this was battle, you were gettin all witty
Tryin to be smart wich isn't that pretty
but it's cool man, just not a killing spree
Killing the hate, reviving the so happy
Yet don't act all triumphant with out the key
that unlocks the peace within the guarantee
That this life is a stride to fly like a bee
Go home, relax, have a cup of tea
But know this man, none of it was from me.


[edit: sorry for the minor bump...]
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Re: let's rap battle

Postby Narwhals! on Thu Jul 01, 2010 2:15 am

Ahh..that rap flawless from the start.
from beggining to end.
Twas' hard to keep my heart..
from fallin in love,
just need a lil shove.

Thanks for bumpin by the way,
It's hard to hold this thread with the forum, dead.
S'ok, It's a brand new day.
Mayb it'll shine again,
But we can only pray..
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Re: let's rap battle

Postby LucidDreamer on Thu Jul 29, 2010 7:38 pm

Till I collapse I’m spilling these raps long as you feel em
Till the day that I drop you'll never say that I'm not killing them
Cause when I am not then I am stop pinning them
And I am not hip-hop and I’m just not Eminem.
Subliminal thoughts when I'm stop sending them women are caught in webs spin and hauk venom
Adrenaline shots of penicillin could not get the illing to stop.
Amoxacilin is just not real enough.
The criminal cop killing hip-hop filling minimal swap to cop millions of Pac listeners.
Your coming with me, feel it or not you’re gonna fear it like I showed you the spirit of god lives in us.
You hear it a lot, lyrics the shock is it a miracle or am I just a product of pop fizzing up.
For shizzle my whizzle this is the plot listen up you bizzles forgot slizzle does not give a fack!
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Re: let's rap battle

Postby rianbay812 on Mon Aug 02, 2010 12:08 pm

RL's room is prolly all tidy and neat
Like Lukas who is really really hard to beat.
But Victor, man, he impresses us all
he brought his music teaching skills to the FC hall
Jyo is very underestimated,
and C28 is the most hated
Skitters, Compy, Zhyrek are really good too
But lord_hamybal kills all of you. :)
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Re: let's rap battle

Postby rlbabits on Mon Aug 02, 2010 1:13 pm

tidy and neat?
that would be sweet
but i have to confess
my room's quite a mess
its clear you ain't stalking
but you're gonna start gawking
just watch my contraption
and look at my caption
It says "best in nest"
besting the rest?
tha' be me!

lol arrogant as hell, just lik a real rapper :P
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Re: let's rap battle

Postby Wafflekins on Mon Aug 02, 2010 6:52 pm

C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!
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