Well, if you had scrolled down using the scrollbar to the right of the screen (like a real man does) instead of your fancy dancy "mouse scroller" then it would go by faster!
Before the invention of mouses, we had to use the DOWN ARROW to scroll. And we had to walk 20 miles to school. in the snow. uphill. both ways. while on fire. okay I made all that up. I'm 12.