Woops - There it is

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Woops - There it is

Postby weasel on Fri May 22, 2009 1:55 pm

CONTRAPTIONISTAAAAAS

Chyeaaaaaahhh InXile updates aim for effect
That's me, Weezie - the Brain Supreme
And my man Mike Newman
We're squishin' the bugs (squishin' the bugs)
And it goes a little somethin' like this:

FC has crashed again
check the bugs, recompile and let's begin
c'mon contraptionistas let me hear some noise
Weezie's in the house jump jump for joy
There's an outage over here
a crash over there
Wave your hands in the air
claim that it's just not fair

These four words mean you're gettin' upset:
Woops, there it is - hit me

Woops there it is
Woops there it is
Woops there it is
Woops there it is

Woops there it is
Woops there it is
Woops there it is
Woops there it is

Upside down and inside out
I'm about to show all you folks
What's it's all about
Now it's time for me to post to the thread
And make this server faster than dead
I'm taking it back to the old school
'Cause I'm an old fool who's so cool
If you want to get bugs
I'm gonna show you the way
Woops, there it is
Let me hear you say

Woops, there it is (come on, y'all!)
Woops, there it is (a little louder!)
Woops, there it is (come on, y'all!)
Woops, there it is (louder!)

Woops, there it is (come on, y'all!)
Woops, there it is (a little louder!)
Woops, there it is (come on, y'all!)
Woops, there it is

Woops, bugs a squashing bugs a squashin bugs a squashin bugs a
Woops, bugs a squashing bugs a squashin bugs a squashin bugs a
Woops, bugs a squashing bugs a squashin bugs a squashin bugs a
Woops, bugs a squashing bugs a squashin bugs a squashin bugs a

Point blank DNS lookups in the bank
SQL Gettin' bent every lookup just stank
Rock the LAN - uh oh
The Packet's in
Route to the LAN on the local bin
Slam dunk, it stuck we'll let this ride
Let's R E B double O T Y (oh my!)
Ooh thats it! come on come on

Woops, there it is
It's fixed

Woops, there it is (come on!)
Woops, there it is (louder!)
Woops, there it is (give it to me!)
Woops, there it is (c'mon c'mon!)

Woops, there it is (louder!)
Woops, there it is (yeeeah!)
Woops, there it is (come on, come on!)
Woops, there it is (Yeeeee)

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey ladieeeeeeeeeeees
Woops, there it is

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey fellaaaaaaaaaaaas
Woops, there it is

some say I'm chill
'Cause I'm pushin' out ill
This underground site most every night
Amazing outstanding DarkEagling
Contrapt-ling you people browning :woodrod:

WOAAHAHHHH - shh!

I'm the weezinator
I moderate AKA the bane-inator
You say "so dang where's the boomerang :boomerang: "
Old school - here's a level can you rate it, fool?

Can you rate it?
(plz rate 5 stars)
Can y'all rate it?
(plz rate 5 stars)

Can you rate it?
(plz rate 5 stars)
Can y'all rate it?
(plz rate 5 stars)

Can you rate it?
(plz rate 5 stars)
Can y'all rate it?
(plz rate 5 stars)

Can you rate it?
(plz rate 5 stars)
It took forever

W plus double O P S as I go
To fix these problems of old
Hardcore kick the bugs in the neck
Chuck Norris tests the last build-check
Mad skill flow ill on the rackmount space
Then we chill on the MySQL hosting place
Contraptionistas it's your party weezie is through

Woops there it is I thought you knew
Woops there it is
Woops there it is
Woops there it is
Woops there it is

Woops there it is
Woops there it is
Woops there it is
Woops there it is

Yeeeaahhhh InXile comin' straiiiiiiiight atcha
That's me weezie the brain supreme
And my man Mike Newman
Bring it back ch'all bring it back y'all bring it back
Here we go

Woops there it is
Woops there it is
Woops there it is
Woops there it is

Woops there it is
Woops there it is

*fades out*

(Our database handling server was connecting to the database itself via the internet instead of the local LAN which was the source of most of the timeout problems, SQL crashes, and server bogging-downedness. Problem fixed. You should now see 500% less downtime. And for those too young: http://www.pp2g.tv/vYnt4Znc_.aspx )
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Re: Woops - There it is

Postby BJSwimmer on Fri May 22, 2009 1:57 pm

"You should now see 500% less downtime."

That's great!
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Re: Woops - There it is

Postby mvezz on Fri May 22, 2009 1:57 pm

wow...

Glad that there will be less downtime! =)
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Re: Woops - There it is

Postby tes753 on Fri May 22, 2009 2:36 pm

Cool. I hope that there will be less problems. Now all you have to do is get the update for the iPhone app out.
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Re: Woops - There it is

Postby VERYDUMBNAME on Fri May 22, 2009 3:43 pm

that did not sound very weaselish :???: did someone hack?
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Re: Woops - There it is

Postby tennistigall on Fri May 22, 2009 3:44 pm

Or you could make an FC widget for macs!
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Re: Woops - There it is

Postby Snomel on Fri May 22, 2009 4:02 pm

VERYDUMBNAME wrote:that did not sound very weaselish :???: did someone hack?


Ya I rrlly think soo... We should tell weasel right away that sumbuddy hakxed him!11!!11!!11!1!!!!

VDN: are you 5?
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Re: Woops - There it is

Postby Afronanny on Fri May 22, 2009 4:49 pm

I want an mp3!
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Re: Woops - There it is

Postby RockstarM on Fri May 22, 2009 8:59 pm

Did you write this on a cold, wet, boring day?
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Re: Woops - There it is

Postby OfficiallyHaphazard on Fri May 22, 2009 9:15 pm

Woop!
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Re: Woops - There it is

Postby Foro on Fri May 22, 2009 9:25 pm

MP3 MP3 MP3!
i want it now, Sang by Weasel!
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Re: Woops - There it is

Postby rabid squirrel on Fri May 22, 2009 11:43 pm

This made my day. :xd:
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Re: Woops - There it is

Postby Treacletron on Fri May 22, 2009 11:56 pm

I want it!
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Re: Woops - There it is

Postby RockstarM on Sat May 23, 2009 3:30 am

Weasel man, I'm planning to get you on the top of the music charts baby!:grin:
http://192.20.225.55/tts/speech/5ab7c85 ... 976512.wav
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Re: Woops - There it is

Postby lord_hamybal on Sat May 23, 2009 6:37 am

do i need to download the update or just done on the site . don't understand really
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Re: Woops - There it is

Postby jdelgado06 on Sat May 23, 2009 8:06 am

I love you Weasel.
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Re: Woops - There it is

Postby Magnum1000 on Sat May 23, 2009 9:54 am

Hilarious!!

Play the video in another tab (the one linked to the end of W E A S E L's note) and read along with the updated lyrics. Woop!
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Re: Woops - There it is

Postby weasel on Sat May 23, 2009 11:55 am

If someone finds a downloadable MP3 of this without lyrics (karaoke version) I'll totally record it.
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Re: Woops - There it is

Postby rabid squirrel on Sat May 23, 2009 1:46 pm

mp3 coming in a couple minutes... :P

EDIT: http://www.mediafire.com/file/ywlwikyay ... karoke.mp3

(music changes noticeably at "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey ladieeeeeeeeeeees" "Can you rate it?" and after "Here we go" - those are good cues)
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Re: Woops - There it is

Postby betcha on Sat May 23, 2009 4:32 pm

I hope he does it!!!!

Glad you all found the problem too.
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