When life gives you...

[joeysjj]

This is just a new game I came up with off the top of my head. Make sure to read the whole first post as there are lots of rules.

The point of this game is to answer "If life gives you ________," from the person above you, than come up with your own.

Example:
Person 1: If life gives you pie,
Person 2: throw it in someone else's face. If life gives you a book,
Person 3: let's read! If life gives you a cockroach...

etc.

Here are the rules:
- You do not have to "make" something as an answer. It can be an action as well.
- Nothing inappropriate
- Make sure your answers are at least 3-4 words.

I will start.

If life gives you a bloody nose,

[wardaddy12]

Then you've learned not to pick it so much.
If life gives you a walker,

[Gunnar9797]

make sure that it is in fantastic contraption.

If life gives you a Tesla Coil, <-----------Tesla Coil!!!

[VERYDUMBNAME]

shock someone
when life gives you games

[meeshupeeshu]

play them...
when life gives you aliens from mars....

[wardaddy12]

Join forces!
When life gives you hiccups,

[monkeylord0003]

cure them
whan life gives you bananas,

[Gunnar9797]

slap life upside the head and demand something better.

When life gives you smartness,

[wardaddy12]

Build a gigantic Tesla coil!
When life gives you lemons...

[Gunnar9797]

make banna smoothezies and sit back as the world wonders how you did it.

When life gives you V.D.N,

[wardaddy12]

Well, he's not really that annoying anymore so... chat?
When life gives you a baned avatar...

[Blu3_Pi3]

Make sure it's spelled right

When life gives you a purple monkey...

[Paleo8]

shave it
when life gives you flint

[ericcartman177]

Name a classic cartoon series out of it. When life gives you black hole glitches...

[wardaddy12]

Start it again and watch it go!
When life gives you rotton pumpkins...

[Gunnar9797]

Don't try to eat them.

When life gives you Billy Mays,

[BJSwimmer]

kill him.
When life gives you FC,

[Blu3_Pi3]

Make a brownie
When life gives you overweighted Pedobears

[Foro]

You eat them, OMGWTFBBQ
When live gives you (Mr.)Lemons

[joeysjj]

You beg him for a free account that has paid $10 already
When life gives you a six pack of orange soda,