When life gives you...

[jacuzzi_]

answer them or kill yourself

when life gives you a red bunny. . .

[Mrcontraptionne]

you .2 it

when life gives you noodles...

[Ryster]

Work your arms out more.
When life gives you a rooster....

[jacuzzi_]

bring it to KFC
if life gives you a flashbang grenade. . .

[Ryster]

you realize you are a digital figment of modern warfare
when life gives you cross hairs....

[corpsegrinder1]

Snipe away!
When life gives you an M4 made out of precious metals with a diamond-encrusted barrel...

[Mrcontraptionne]

you sell it.

When life gives you lemons...

[bunny.red2]

You're glad life is done being obsessed with weapons.

When life catches you self-pollinating-

[Mrcontraptionne]

o.o wtf i dont know what you mean by that; it can be two different things, so i will just say you stop self pollinating.

When life gives you idiots who are hypocrites, annoying, and take advantage of everything around them...

[bunny.red2]

you KILL THEM ALL!!!!

When life Command-Q's you...


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[corpsegrinder1]

Find out wtf Command-Q is.

When life gives you a brick...

[bunny.red2]

you sell it and buy a bigger brick.

When life gives you hundreds of sexy demons...

[Mrcontraptionne]

you put them in an ad.

when you eat a taco...

[i need a user]

you eat another taco
when i eat your taco

[bunny.red2]

You realize too late that it is actually a diaper.
When life swallows you whole...

[darkeagle]

Take a chainsaw and destroy it from the inside out.
When life gives you a zit the size of your fist...

[bakuganfan465]

join the circus!
When life gives you Pokémon...

[schmittd]

get eaten by snorlax.
When life gives you a 36 on your ACT...

[djbreslin]

Burn your highschool diploma
When Life gives you sticky notes...

[Pawel.]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7CEGPN3n6lA/T ... %20052.JPG you stick them on somebody else's car :D
When life gives you a powered wheel...