Break the Wall!

[NotNickName]

I use Wall Defeat

LOL

[Teninjapanese]

I choke the wall so it can't breathe!

[zippy117]

[joshuacool]

Megan Fox stuns the wall with her hotness and breaks the wall with her bad attitude.

[###ww]

The wall isn't real. It's just part of the matrix like the rest of the world as we know it. You guys all took the pill. I took the pill, so I can destroy the wall with my mind.

[DoktorQ]

The wall isn't real. It's just part of the matrix like the rest of the world as we know it. You guys all took the pill. I took the pill, so I can destroy the wall with my mind.

No you can`t cause the enitire matrix and the "real world" is just a part of your dream,,,,, which is just a computer game for an alien

[joeysjj]

I bump the wall into the front page so the wall will get more attacks!

[halfmaster1]

I ride a flying spaghetti monster over top of it, the tear apart the flying spaghetti monster, and thruogh the noodles at it, causing 1 hp damage.

[corpsegrinder1]

I call in Alex Mercer, who impales it 307 times...


999HP damage!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poisoned!
Wall takes 50 HP damage every turn.

[colorfusion]

I come up with some bricks and cement and repair the wall and remove any poisons.
The bricks also happen to be made of diamond giving it triple max HP.


Diamond Wall:
Hp: 20,000
Immune to:
Black holes, Manbearpig, forcefields, 3 moves per turn, Shoop da Whoop, supernovas, Chuck Norris, planets, bigger walls, nukes, earthquakes, combos, anti-immunities, cannons, Jackie Chan, Darkeagle, Tiger Woods, hobos named Bob, wrecking balls, antimatter, munchers, 2012, Guitar, Military peoples, thinking, Fantastic contraptions, diseases, Mario, Nukes, lightning, crowbars, Gordon Freeman, Skeezix, assassins, Indiana Jones, boulders, massive drops, lava, badges, your mom, Jack Kevorkian, monsters, aliens, rickrolls, communists, Spongebob, asteroids/meteors, Jonas Brothers, squrtle, big machines, Patrick Star, hyper beam, mudkips, pi, explosions, pokemon stuffs, commercials, barfing, balls, tanks, post counts, rail guns, combinations of animals or other things cleverly smashed into one word, paper, superman, the sun, time travel, god, crossing the beams, aliens, star wars, being killed, Falcon pwnch, kraken, malware, viruses, land mines, the middle east, tnt, soldiers, jackhammers, lasers, nanobots, strange matter,

[Irceus]

A feather floats out of nowhere and smashes the wall. >:D

[corpsegrinder1]

You forgot Alex Mercer!
He impales it 307 times more!
999HP damage!

[crumby1]

Berliners in the year 1989 get sick of the wall dividing their country and they tear the wall down!!!

[corpsegrinder1]

I summon the AWESOME POWER of
Cannibal Corpse, Aborted, Skinless, Kataklysm, Elysia, and Through the Eyes of The Dead to form!

C.A.S.K.E.T.
THe wall is shattered by the EPICNESS OF METAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I don't actually expect you to listen to it, pretty dang heavy)

[colorfusion]

Diamond Wall:
Hp: 19,001
Immune to:
Black holes, Manbearpig, forcefields, 3 moves per turn, Shoop da Whoop, supernovas, Chuck Norris, planets, bigger walls, nukes, earthquakes, combos, anti-immunities, cannons, Jackie Chan, Darkeagle, Tiger Woods, hobos named Bob, wrecking balls, antimatter, munchers, 2012, Guitar, Military peoples, thinking, Fantastic contraptions, diseases, Mario, Nukes, lightning, crowbars, Gordon Freeman, Skeezix, assassins, Indiana Jones, boulders, massive drops, lava, badges, your mom, Jack Kevorkian, monsters, aliens, rickrolls, communists, Spongebob, asteroids/meteors, Jonas Brothers, squrtle, big machines, Patrick Star, hyper beam, mudkips, pi, explosions, pokemon stuffs, commercials, barfing, balls, tanks, post counts, rail guns, combinations of animals or other things cleverly smashed into one word, paper, superman, the sun, time travel, god, crossing the beams, aliens, star wars, being killed, Falcon pwnch, kraken, malware, viruses, land mines, the middle east, tnt, soldiers, jackhammers, lasers, nanobots, strange matter, heavy metal, Berliners, Alex Mercer,

[corpsegrinder1]

The Beatles start a revolution against the wall and the wall completely crumbles
EDIT: Hey! Alex attacked the wall twice 999HP each!
That should say 18002-whatever damage C.A.S.K.E.T. did. Considering casket's awesome power I'd say 450-500HP damage.

[saw wheeler]

blows up wall

hp:0

[crumby1]

My sister guesses the wall's password to FC correctly and posts some stuff that makes the wall topple over in embarassment.

[joey h]

i get a turbolaser cannon and start shooting the wall.

[corpsegrinder1]

Random emo hiss approach the wall and tear it to shreds!
...Freakin emo kids...