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Re: the death game

Postby Mr. Sir on Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:23 am

The pages come alive and eat you.

I die.
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Re: the death game

Postby big but on Sun May 23, 2010 5:07 am

ok...

i buy 45 sodas and throw them at you
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Re: the death game

Postby pokolo on Mon May 24, 2010 1:52 am

I dodge them all then stab you, happily.

I walk away.
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Re: the death game

Postby crazybuilder07 on Mon May 24, 2010 11:18 am

You walk in front of a semi going 40.

I make a snowman in 85 degree weather.
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Re: the death game

Postby Mr. Sir on Mon May 24, 2010 5:08 pm

You drown in the puddle left by the melting snow.

I eat chips and salsa.
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Re: the death game

Postby crazybuilder07 on Tue May 25, 2010 12:36 pm

the salsa is actually acid that burns your mouth off.

I go to the circus.
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Re: the death game

Postby blegles on Wed May 26, 2010 4:18 pm

and get eaten by a rabiid clown.

i post in the FC forums
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Re: the death game

Postby pokolo on Sun May 30, 2010 12:36 am

The FC forums post in you and the post stabs your insides.

I dance.
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Re: the death game

Postby Liam629 on Sun May 30, 2010 1:59 am

Your foot gets stuck in a needle.

I open a briefcase.
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Re: the death game

Postby Dean-o on Sun May 30, 2010 7:56 am

The briefcase closes on your leg, and you start to bleed heavily. You can't get up, and you happen to be in remote Siberia, and so, over the course of the next 96 hours you continue to lose blood until you die.

I stare at Feste's new Unconnected Shuffle edit.
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Re: the death game

Postby Liam629 on Sun May 30, 2010 10:51 pm

Your eyes struggle of pressure and you go blind. You run into a wall of spikes but you aren't dead. You are rushed to the hospital and suffocate in the ambulance.

I swim :water: !
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Re: the death game

Postby zhyrek on Mon May 31, 2010 12:41 am

The water is too ipecac and you drown Yes i know its old, but i couldn't find any newer ipecac water designs

I drive in a moon buggy on the moon
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Re: the death game

Postby Dean-o on Mon May 31, 2010 5:42 am

You lose concentration when you start to wonder where on Earth I could've found a wall of spikes, and your moon buggy falls into the third-biggest crater on the Moon. Where there is a floor of spikes. Your entire body is pierced vertically on one spike, stopping just before your brain. You are in excruciating pain, when your moon buggy explodes, and kills you.

Moral: if you want to work for NASA, come up with a newer and better :water: design :lol:

I am.
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Re: the death game

Postby zhyrek on Mon May 31, 2010 9:39 am

You get stabbed by Hamlet (Sorry, French joke)

I create a new comp idea that brings back most of the FC2 people
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Re: the death game

Postby blegles on Mon May 31, 2010 11:04 am

you become a celebrity, but also a vampire, someone takes a photo and you die from the flash

i dont like french people
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Re: the death game

Postby zhyrek on Mon May 31, 2010 11:25 am

You get beaten to death by a baguette

I eat a baguette
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Re: the death game

Postby compscure on Mon May 31, 2010 4:35 pm

which you choke on when you notice your name has been spelled "zirex" on a leaderboard

your death bumps me into 5th place and I order a pizza to celebrate
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Re: the death game

Postby blegles on Mon May 31, 2010 6:49 pm

the pizza is ORIGINAL DOMINOES!!!!!!!!!

i hate the world but love myself
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Re: the death game

Postby Liam629 on Tue Jun 01, 2010 12:40 am

You get confused and commit suicide.

I die.
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Re: the death game

Postby saw wheeler on Wed Jun 02, 2010 2:22 pm

you well...die

i go back in time to when dinosaurs ruled
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