the death game

[Mr. Sir]

The pages come alive and eat you.

I die.

[big but]

ok...

i buy 45 sodas and throw them at you

[pokolo]

I dodge them all then stab you, happily.

I walk away.

[crazybuilder07]

You walk in front of a semi going 40.

I make a snowman in 85 degree weather.

[Mr. Sir]

You drown in the puddle left by the melting snow.

I eat chips and salsa.

[crazybuilder07]

the salsa is actually acid that burns your mouth off.

I go to the circus.

[blegles]

and get eaten by a rabiid clown.

i post in the FC forums

[pokolo]

The FC forums post in you and the post stabs your insides.

I dance.

[Liam629]

Your foot gets stuck in a needle.

I open a briefcase.

[Dean-o]

The briefcase closes on your leg, and you start to bleed heavily. You can't get up, and you happen to be in remote Siberia, and so, over the course of the next 96 hours you continue to lose blood until you die.

I stare at Feste's new Unconnected Shuffle edit.

[Liam629]

Your eyes struggle of pressure and you go blind. You run into a wall of spikes but you aren't dead. You are rushed to the hospital and suffocate in the ambulance.

I swim !

[zhyrek]

The water is too ipecac and you drown Yes i know its old, but i couldn't find any newer ipecac water designs

I drive in a moon buggy on the moon

[Dean-o]

You lose concentration when you start to wonder where on Earth I could've found a wall of spikes, and your moon buggy falls into the third-biggest crater on the Moon. Where there is a floor of spikes. Your entire body is pierced vertically on one spike, stopping just before your brain. You are in excruciating pain, when your moon buggy explodes, and kills you.

Moral: if you want to work for NASA, come up with a newer and better design

I am.

[zhyrek]

You get stabbed by Hamlet (Sorry, French joke)

I create a new comp idea that brings back most of the FC2 people

[blegles]

you become a celebrity, but also a vampire, someone takes a photo and you die from the flash

i dont like french people

[zhyrek]

You get beaten to death by a baguette

I eat a baguette

[compscure]

which you choke on when you notice your name has been spelled "zirex" on a leaderboard

your death bumps me into 5th place and I order a pizza to celebrate

[blegles]

the pizza is ORIGINAL DOMINOES!!!!!!!!!

i hate the world but love myself

[Liam629]

You get confused and commit suicide.

I die.

[saw wheeler]

you well...die

i go back in time to when dinosaurs ruled