Corrupt-a-wish

[zedifo]

Granted, it 'was' going better.

I wish that no one grants this wish.

[no-one]

Granted, but ummm... You die.
I wish my name wasn't no-one.

[darkeagle]

Granted, now it's yes-two. But nobody ever knows who you are.

I wish I wasn't cold. Brrr...

[zedifo]

Granted, you are now freezing.

I wish my laptop isn't so slow.

[BoredDude2]

Granted, My Laptop isn't slow. It is fast.
I wish I could fly.

[zedifo]

Granted, you flew into a cliff.
I wish that I can turn invisible at will.

[darkeagle]

Granted, but then you can't turn visible again.

I wish I had something chocolate in my hand.

[zedifo]

Granted, chocolate milk and it ran off your hand.

I wish that college is more fun.

[BoredDude2]

Granted, college is more fun for the teachers, they get to have chocolate in class, but the students don't. It is really annoying to students because it is so tempting.
I wish I could break dance well.

[darkeagle]

Granted, but only after you have eaten two pounds of chocolate.

I wish I was a mod... :D

[BoredDude2]

Granted, your body parts were modifications to a handicapped person. You now have no legs.
I wish I had beautiful, silky hair. *Sigh*

[darkeagle]

LOL, I have beautiful, silky hair.

Granted, but a deranged barber comes running down the street and shaves you bald.
I wish I could create something that the entire world would enjoy.

[tobytrainz]

Granted, the entire world Earth (which is the world) enjoys it but the people on Earth don't.
I wish that oranges weren't orange.

[darkeagle]

Granted, the color orange is now called wenor.

I wish I could go take a nap.

[crazybuilder07]

Granted, while you're sleeping your house burns down. (:

I wish I had a puppy.

[zedifo]

Granted, you have a puppy. But you took it on vacation with you to Korea...

I wish fc would become popular again

[darkeagle]

Me too. :/

Granted, but now the forums are filled with stalkers and pedophiles.
I wish my life was more exciting.

[deanli21098]

Granted. Falling off a cliff was the most exciting thing you've ever done.

I wish that my wish will be paradoxical and whenever someone grants this wish a black hole appears and sucks ALL THE PIES into it.

[pwnful]

Granted, but you got sucked into the black hole too.

I wish that Portal 2 wasn't delayed. >:|

[deanli21098]

Granted, but because of the horribly serious lack of pies, all the cds exploded violently.

I wish that I didn't make this wish