Corrupt-a-wish

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby zedifo on Wed Dec 01, 2010 6:40 am

Granted, it 'was' going better.

I wish that no one grants this wish.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby no-one on Wed Dec 01, 2010 3:52 pm

Granted, but ummm... You die.
I wish my name wasn't no-one.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby darkeagle on Thu Dec 02, 2010 4:53 am

Granted, now it's yes-two. But nobody ever knows who you are.

I wish I wasn't cold. Brrr...
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby zedifo on Thu Dec 02, 2010 10:29 am

Granted, you are now freezing.

I wish my laptop isn't so slow.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby BoredDude2 on Thu Dec 02, 2010 6:55 pm

Granted, My Laptop isn't slow. It is fast.
I wish I could fly.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby zedifo on Thu Dec 02, 2010 7:18 pm

Granted, you flew into a cliff.
I wish that I can turn invisible at will.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby darkeagle on Fri Dec 03, 2010 5:08 am

Granted, but then you can't turn visible again.

I wish I had something chocolate in my hand.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby zedifo on Fri Dec 03, 2010 5:56 am

Granted, chocolate milk and it ran off your hand.

I wish that college is more fun.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby BoredDude2 on Fri Dec 03, 2010 8:12 am

Granted, college is more fun for the teachers, they get to have chocolate in class, but the students don't. It is really annoying to students because it is so tempting.
I wish I could break dance well.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby darkeagle on Sat Dec 04, 2010 5:07 am

Granted, but only after you have eaten two pounds of chocolate.

I wish I was a mod... :D
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby BoredDude2 on Sat Dec 04, 2010 6:00 am

Granted, your body parts were modifications to a handicapped person. You now have no legs.
I wish I had beautiful, silky hair. *Sigh*
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby darkeagle on Sun Dec 05, 2010 4:57 am

LOL, I have beautiful, silky hair.

Granted, but a deranged barber comes running down the street and shaves you bald.
I wish I could create something that the entire world would enjoy.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby tobytrainz on Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:04 am

Granted, the entire world Earth (which is the world) enjoys it but the people on Earth don't.
I wish that oranges weren't orange.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby darkeagle on Wed Dec 08, 2010 6:51 am

Granted, the color orange is now called wenor.

I wish I could go take a nap.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby crazybuilder07 on Sun Dec 12, 2010 1:37 pm

Granted, while you're sleeping your house burns down. (:

I wish I had a puppy.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby zedifo on Sun Dec 12, 2010 2:11 pm

Granted, you have a puppy. But you took it on vacation with you to Korea...

I wish fc would become popular again :(
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby darkeagle on Mon Dec 13, 2010 4:52 am

Me too. :/

Granted, but now the forums are filled with stalkers and pedophiles.
I wish my life was more exciting.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby deanli21098 on Tue Jan 04, 2011 5:34 am

Granted. Falling off a cliff was the most exciting thing you've ever done.

I wish that my wish will be paradoxical and whenever someone grants this wish a black hole appears and sucks ALL THE PIES into it.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby pwnful on Tue Jan 04, 2011 9:29 pm

Granted, but you got sucked into the black hole too.

I wish that Portal 2 wasn't delayed. >:|
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby deanli21098 on Wed Jan 05, 2011 4:28 am

Granted, but because of the horribly serious lack of pies, all the cds exploded violently.

I wish that I didn't make this wish
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