Corrupt-a-wish

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby crazybuilder07 on Sun Jun 19, 2011 7:36 pm

Granted, but it's the worst day of your life.

I wish monkeys didn't eat bananas
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby darkeagle on Tue Jun 21, 2011 7:12 am

Granted, monkeys now eat you.

I wish I had the power to turn things into chocolate.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby wardaddy12 on Wed Jun 22, 2011 9:54 am

Granted, but you eat it all and get fat.
I wish I had half a water rod.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby darkeagle on Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:47 pm

Granted, but it evaporates.

I wish I had an ipecac sword.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the rod on Thu Jun 23, 2011 12:23 am

you have the sword, but you arent wearing any pants.

I wish for a flying mentally challenged unicorn
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby darkeagle on Thu Jun 23, 2011 1:43 pm

What's wrong with not wearing any pants? :3

Granted, but you can't ride it. Mainly because it's dead.

I wish I could shoot lasers from my fingertips.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby crazybuilder07 on Fri Jun 24, 2011 7:00 pm

granted, but you cannot turn them off...

I wish for cake
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby wardaddy12 on Sat Jun 25, 2011 10:32 am

Granted, but it's sugar free.
I wish for a sane brother.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby darkeagle on Sat Jun 25, 2011 10:42 am

Granted, but only for a moment.

I wish I could run faster.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby crazybuilder07 on Sun Jun 26, 2011 10:11 am

Granted, but you always trip.

I wish The worst thing possible happened to me. (try and make that one worse!)
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby darkeagle on Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:53 am

Granted, and it happens to you over and over for all eternity. (You were saying?)

I wish I was dead.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Pawel.Anikiel on Thu Jun 30, 2011 8:39 am

granted but u wont post anything else on this forum
i wish id have 11 TVs
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby darkeagle on Thu Jun 30, 2011 3:15 pm

Granted, but they're all possessed by poltergeists. :3

I wish for a machine gun.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Pawel.Anikiel on Fri Jul 01, 2011 10:02 am

granted but all the machine gun shops are closed

i wish my fridge was green
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby darkeagle on Tue Jul 05, 2011 8:59 am

Granted, your fridge is now Kermit the Frog.

I wish I could go back to Virginia.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Pawel.Anikiel on Fri Jul 15, 2011 1:51 am

granted but i dont no whats Virgina
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby darkeagle on Fri Jul 15, 2011 10:56 am

It's a state in the USA.

I wish I had a lightsaber. :o
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Pawel.Anikiel on Mon Jul 18, 2011 12:43 am

granted! u has not enough munyzz!!!!1!!
I wish for a pony
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby djbreslin on Wed Jul 27, 2011 9:39 pm

Granted, but that pony has three legs : /
I wish that if I say "I want ________" the thing I wanted/wanted to happen would materialize in front of me/happen.
Ex: I want a tamed horse that likes me! (a horse would appear in front of me that is tamed+likes me)
Ex: I want to be able to stop time by saying "rashilsnob" and start back time by saying "bonslihsar"!(then I could be able to do that)




Lolololol long post is long
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Pawel.Anikiel on Fri Jul 29, 2011 8:09 am

granted but its too complicated (on holidays i dont think)
i wish holidays were eternal
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