Corrupt-a-wish

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby uuuiiiooop on Tue Jul 17, 2012 6:31 am

Granted, but he now posts wishes that are extremely difficult to corrupt and kills the thread.

I wish I could think of something creative to wish for.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Error-QM on Tue Jul 17, 2012 6:49 am

Granted. You think of it, forget to post it and kill the thread.

I wish that we were forbidden from using meta-reference in Corrupt-a-wish.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby wardaddy12 on Sat Jul 21, 2012 11:41 am

Granted, but it also kills the thread (just sticking with the theme :) )
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby peepsy4978 on Tue Jul 24, 2012 10:50 am

granted but then werewolves come and eat you.

I wish I made a wish.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Error-QM on Tue Jul 24, 2012 10:55 pm

Granted, you did but I corrupted it in a boring, unoriginal way that completely killed the thread (by the way, peepsy...combo breaker :) )

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby wardaddy12 on Wed Jul 25, 2012 1:49 pm

Granted, but every other website in the world is!
I wish that I had a car.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby zhyrek on Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:19 pm

wardaddy12 wrote:Granted, but every other website in the world is!
I wish that I had a car.

Granted. HOTWHEELS

I wish I had the patience to make a Flash game
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Error-QM on Thu Jul 26, 2012 7:07 am

Granted. The flash game is a clone of another famous, awesome flash game; nobody plays your game, you become sad as a result, reply to this post in anger at my corruption coming true and kill the thread. (That was a stretch.)

I wish Don LaFontaine were still alive to record my voicemail. (No, seriously, that would be awesome.)
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby zhyrek on Thu Jul 26, 2012 9:12 pm

Error-QM wrote:Granted. The flash game is a clone of another famous, awesome flash game; nobody plays your game, you become sad as a result, reply to this post in anger at my corruption coming true and kill the thread. (That was a stretch.)

I wish Don LaFontaine were still alive to record my voicemail. (No, seriously, that would be awesome.)

Granted, but he kills the thread

I wish my brain could function faster


(Surprisingly, when I posted above you, I almost had that in mind. Instead of a clone, rather a different game, but with the FC theme applied to it. Think: 4 player Adventure mode Fantastic contraption :D)

Edit: AND BOX2D HAS FINALLY BENT TO MY WILL. YUSS
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby peepsy4978 on Fri Jul 27, 2012 11:33 am

Granted, but it doesn't work as well.

I wish for :clean:


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby crazybuilder07 on Fri Jul 27, 2012 3:52 pm

granted but then you slip on it

I wish for strawberry pie
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Error-QM on Fri Jul 27, 2012 8:19 pm

Granted, Brian3.14 opposes your misspelling of the word "pi," then subsequently goes on a lengthy multiple-page rant instead of corrupting and making wishes, which causes you great disgust and kills the thread. (I'm getting sloppy at this.)

I wish I were better at Corrupt-a-wish and Kill-the-thread simultaneously.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jdccdj1 on Fri Jul 27, 2012 10:31 pm

granted but:
when you multi-task, it makes you bored
when you get bored, you start to think
when you start to think, you think of evil things
when you think of evil things, you invent a virus that turns people into the living dead
when you invent a virus that turns people into the living dead, you start a zombie apocalypse
don't start a zombie apocalypse...single-task

i wish for more books in stephen king's dark tower series
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Brian3.14 on Sat Jul 28, 2012 1:25 am

granted, but its in Swedish

I wish that crazybuilder07 learns to pronounce 'pi'
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby peepsy4978 on Sat Jul 28, 2012 10:26 am

me too. granted.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Pawel.Anikiel on Sun Aug 05, 2012 11:33 pm

granted, but now every person hates you

I wish i would be 3 meters tall
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby zhyrek on Mon Aug 06, 2012 2:01 pm

Pawel.Anikiel wrote:granted, but now every person hates you

I wish i would be 3 meters tall

Granted. Your heart gives out from the strain of pumping blood throughout your giant body

I wish I had a starship :D
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Pawel.Anikiel on Mon Aug 06, 2012 3:04 pm

granted,Image
i wish i could fire LAZORZ
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Error-QM on Mon Aug 06, 2012 9:40 pm

Granted. You go Dr. Octagonapus at the worst possible times, i.e., at board meetings, weddings and funerals. You also become a fantastic chef who specializes in flash-roasted meats.

I wish I was a vegetarian.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby peepsy4978 on Wed Aug 08, 2012 7:26 am

Granted, but now the only food your family eats is meat.

I wish more people posted on this.
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