Corrupt-a-wish

[uuuiiiooop]

Granted, but he now posts wishes that are extremely difficult to corrupt and kills the thread.

I wish I could think of something creative to wish for.

[Error-QM]

Granted. You think of it, forget to post it and kill the thread.

I wish that we were forbidden from using meta-reference in Corrupt-a-wish.

[wardaddy12]

Granted, but it also kills the thread (just sticking with the theme )
I wish that I didn't have this skin condition.

[peepsy4978]

granted but then werewolves come and eat you.

I wish I made a wish.

[Error-QM]

Granted, you did but I corrupted it in a boring, unoriginal way that completely killed the thread (by the way, peepsy...combo breaker )

I wish the MS Paint Adventures website weren't so addicting.

[wardaddy12]

Granted, but every other website in the world is!
I wish that I had a car.

[zhyrek]

Granted, but every other website in the world is!
I wish that I had a car.

Granted. HOTWHEELS

I wish I had the patience to make a Flash game

[Error-QM]

Granted. The flash game is a clone of another famous, awesome flash game; nobody plays your game, you become sad as a result, reply to this post in anger at my corruption coming true and kill the thread. (That was a stretch.)

I wish Don LaFontaine were still alive to record my voicemail. (No, seriously, that would be awesome.)

[zhyrek]

Granted. The flash game is a clone of another famous, awesome flash game; nobody plays your game, you become sad as a result, reply to this post in anger at my corruption coming true and kill the thread. (That was a stretch.)

I wish Don LaFontaine were still alive to record my voicemail. (No, seriously, that would be awesome.)

Granted, but he kills the thread

I wish my brain could function faster


(Surprisingly, when I posted above you, I almost had that in mind. Instead of a clone, rather a different game, but with the FC theme applied to it. Think: 4 player Adventure mode Fantastic contraption :D)

Edit: AND BOX2D HAS FINALLY BENT TO MY WILL. YUSS

[peepsy4978]

Granted, but it doesn't work as well.

I wish for


Yaay, soap!

[crazybuilder07]

granted but then you slip on it

I wish for strawberry pie

[Error-QM]

Granted, Brian3.14 opposes your misspelling of the word "pi," then subsequently goes on a lengthy multiple-page rant instead of corrupting and making wishes, which causes you great disgust and kills the thread. (I'm getting sloppy at this.)

I wish I were better at Corrupt-a-wish and Kill-the-thread simultaneously.

[jdccdj1]

granted but:
when you multi-task, it makes you bored
when you get bored, you start to think
when you start to think, you think of evil things
when you think of evil things, you invent a virus that turns people into the living dead
when you invent a virus that turns people into the living dead, you start a zombie apocalypse
don't start a zombie apocalypse...single-task

i wish for more books in stephen king's dark tower series

[Brian3.14]

granted, but its in Swedish

I wish that crazybuilder07 learns to pronounce 'pi'

[peepsy4978]

me too. granted.

I wish I could talk to animals and that they were friendly to me.

[Pawel.Anikiel]

granted, but now every person hates you

I wish i would be 3 meters tall

[zhyrek]

granted, but now every person hates you

I wish i would be 3 meters tall

Granted. Your heart gives out from the strain of pumping blood throughout your giant body

I wish I had a starship :D

[Pawel.Anikiel]

granted,
i wish i could fire LAZORZ

[Error-QM]

Granted. You go Dr. Octagonapus at the worst possible times, i.e., at board meetings, weddings and funerals. You also become a fantastic chef who specializes in flash-roasted meats.

I wish I was a vegetarian.

[peepsy4978]

Granted, but now the only food your family eats is meat.

I wish more people posted on this.