Corrupt-a-wish

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby zhyrek on Tue Jun 25, 2013 7:36 pm

Granted. THE SPAM BOTS RETURN

I wish for a molecular assembler
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby peepsy4978 on Wed Jun 26, 2013 12:21 pm

granted, but somehow when you're playing with it you make a dinosaur. It eats you.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby dmasters on Wed Jun 26, 2013 8:17 pm

Granted, but the rest of the seasons are 3x as boring.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby peepsy4978 on Wed Jun 26, 2013 8:25 pm

Granted, but it crashes. Repeatedly. You get so frustrated that you throw it away.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby dmasters on Thu Jul 18, 2013 9:33 am

Granted, but you realize it applies always and you die of dehydration.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby djbreslin on Thu Jul 18, 2013 9:45 am

Granted. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lottery
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby bakuganfan465 on Sun Aug 04, 2013 1:08 am

Granted... NOT!
I wish I had an uncorruptible (hope I spelled that right) wish.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Pawel. on Sun Aug 04, 2013 3:29 am

granted - noone can corrupt your wish and you kill the thread
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby bakuganfan465 on Sun Aug 04, 2013 5:19 am

1. If you grant my previous wish, it is impossible to corrupt.
2. Granted, but you can no longer help with stuff that's actually good.
3. I wish I was Arceus.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby bakuganfan465 on Wed Apr 09, 2014 12:41 am

I grant my own wish. I am posting this as I am whisked away to the legendary Hall of Origin, where Arceus is said to reside, hoping to be caught by the nearest Master Ball; also where there is no wi-fi. This may be my last post if no one grants this wish. I wish I had a steady, crash-proof, up-to-date, high-speed Internet connection with no bugs, problems or need for customer service. In short, nothing short of the ultimate wireless Internet connection.
#ChallengeAccepted
Thanks for reading all this if you did. This was mainly to see if there is a character limit to posts here.





If you can see this, there is no character limit.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby crazybuilder07 on Sun Jun 15, 2014 8:54 pm

Granted, but you get caught by the nearest Master Ball.

I wish for a sandwich.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby bakuganfan465 on Mon Jun 16, 2014 2:48 am

[url][/url][url][/url]1. In my second post, (the one just before yours) I wished for "the ultimate Internet connection", so you didn't grant or corrupt the LAST WISH MADE.

2. Granted. You choke on it and die, killing many threads that you last posted on.

3. I wish I (as Arceus) could Mega Evolve. (Google it, or Bing, or Yahoo, whatever you use.) (I use Bing)










(Overuse of parentheses FTW)
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby crazybuilder07 on Mon Jun 16, 2014 1:27 pm

Actually, I was talking about your last post, I even quoted you directly from it. I don't know what made you think otherwise.

Granted, but you get shunned for using Bing.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby djbreslin on Sun Jun 29, 2014 5:19 pm

Granted, but when you say the joke no one hears you, and then two minutes later someone else says the joke and everyone laughs.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby dmasters on Mon Jun 30, 2014 11:34 am

Granted, but this happens: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWCI6PUSPzw

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby sammanta on Mon Jun 30, 2014 1:36 pm

Granted, but you are lonelier than ever after I/we (who's turning up?) leave.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby dragon_man on Mon Jun 30, 2014 4:02 pm

Granted, but then you wouldn't learn from them.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby sammanta on Tue Jul 01, 2014 1:39 am

Granted, but it will always be cold instead (swap you? I'm cold here, in July)!

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby electronic12345 on Tue Jul 01, 2014 2:33 pm

Granted, but you'll forget everything

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby marjo on Tue Jul 01, 2014 2:43 pm

Sure, but you end up like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNRhNqkwkKo

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