I grant my own wish. I am posting this as I am whisked away to the legendary Hall of Origin, where Arceus is said to reside, hoping to be caught by the nearest Master Ball; also where there is no wi-fi. This may be my last post if no one grants this wish. I wish I had a steady, crash-proof, up-to-date, high-speed Internet connection with no bugs, problems or need for customer service. In short, nothing short of the ultimate wireless Internet connection.
Thanks for reading all this if you did. This was mainly to see if there is a character limit to posts here.
If you can see this, there is no character limit.