Corrupt-a-wish

[Hamtaro42]

This place is so dull and boring, im bringing another forum game to play. It is called corrupt-a-wish.


Ok, so this is how it goes,the person above you makes a wish.
The next person says granted but writes something to corrupt it. And then they make a wish.


Example: person: I wish my foot didn't hurt.

Person 2: Granted, but then your other foot hurts.
I wish i had some pie.

Person 3: Granted, but the pie is expired.

Yeah, I find it quite fun.

I wish i had headphones.

[tmusquiez]

granted, but one earphone is out.

I wish i had some milk

[Hamtaro42]

Granted, but the milk is orange.

I wish i always have an idea for a wish.( Nice wish, huh?)

[AxE22]

Granted, but your other wishes never come true

I wish I was Weasel

[Luke1000]

Granted. You also come with fur and musc.

I wish i had pie, and i don't even care if it's posioned!

[VERYDUMBNAME]

granted but i already ate it
i wish i wasn't waisting time here

[tmusquiez]

granted but your life has been wasted away

I wish that I could levitate

[resetxc]

granetd but you can only levitate 1 cm of the ground

I wish i was rich

[jdelgado06]

granted, Rich, but you have no money, and everyone calls you Dick

I wish the next poster would not corrupt my wish.

[Hamtaro42]

Granted, but all your other wishes are corrupted.

I wish i knew everything.

[tmusquiez]

granted but you don't know about the past

i wish i had a lexus

[weasel]

Granted but it won't come out until 2024

I wish I had enough money to get by in life without working and that I could live happily with that with no drawbacks

[Hamtaro42]

Granted but everyone screams "Get a job ya stinkin hobo( no offense to the hobos)!" at you whenever they see you.

I wish i could drink more then one can of monster in a day.

[tmusquiez]

granted but they're 144 oz cans

I wish I had your mother

[Hamtaro42]

Granted but then you had to cliff dive and forgot about her.
I wish that stores would take my monopoly money.( stole that from you, hehehe)

[tmusquiez]

granted but the cops arrest you for fraud.

I wish I was made an admin on this forum

[blegles]

granted but your password will be lost and nobody will believe you when you say that you were the old mod

I wish I wasn't me, even if i die or have to be a hobo or etc.

[tmusquiez]

granted but overturned by god

i wish i was god of teh internetzz!!1!

[CannedFruit]

granted but everyone has left teh internetz!

I wish I really was a can of fruit

[Hamtaro42]

Granted but you ate yourself.

I wish that i eat babies(???)