*feels sharp pain in shoulder* *Looks at shoulder* Sees hachimara blade protruding through* Nagini: Fireboshi!! You.... you willl.... you will paaaaayyy!!!!!!! *Falls to ground blood trickling down clothes* Hungriger Mann: She should have worn her armour!!!
Send people to search for pie They find a military weapons storehouse I blow up the rest of the land with 100 nukes while we fly away in helicopters and fighter planes and stuff and discover a new landmass Declare myself king
*Backs Linksgurl because of grudge against Bob Da Hobo's tribe attacking mine for no good reason!* *Brings in my world famous navy, with a fleet of yellow submarines* *Brings the stuff the USSR was hiding (I have connections over there-- don't ask)* *Brings LyriCannon4000*